Broke Down Biker, Kitt you will love this.

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   Posted 1/27/2009 11:51 AM (GMT -6)   
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.  They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said that he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.  He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem" how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked "Can you tell me how to get to 1602 Mockingbird lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.  I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the pucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose with the other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down the alley, we'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said,"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady!  I am carrying a bucket, and anvil, two chickens, and a goose.  How in the world could I possibley hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Ya gotta love it.
Hugs, Karen
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   Posted 1/27/2009 11:59 AM (GMT -6)   

Ride On !  That little ole lady was not me, I swear it was not me.   I don't care what they say  devil     devil    devil LOL.


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   Posted 1/27/2009 1:28 PM (GMT -6)   
tongue   tongue tongue    Too funny....I loved that!!
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