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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/24/2008 4:19 PM (GMT -7)   
What did the sea say to the sand???
 
 
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Sherrine
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   Posted 9/25/2008 10:49 AM (GMT -7)   
God only knows... shakehead
 
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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/25/2008 12:24 PM (GMT -7)   
It didn't say anything, it just waved. turn
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road???
 
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Sherrine
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   Posted 9/25/2008 12:28 PM (GMT -7)   
It wanted to get away from Marlee the Mental Case?  devil
 
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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/25/2008 12:50 PM (GMT -7)   
It was stuck to the chicken's leg. smilewinkgrin
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   Posted 9/25/2008 1:06 PM (GMT -7)   
AND again I got my laughs for the day!!

You two are just TOO funny!!!
 
 
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Sherrine
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   Posted 9/25/2008 1:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh, Marlee dear, the question should have asked, "HOW did the chewing gum cross the road"  not "why".  Have you been fitted for that nice white jacket with the wrap around sleeves, yet?  tongue   devil
 
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Post Edited (Sherrine) : 9/25/2008 3:04:11 PM (GMT-6)


getting by
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   Posted 9/25/2008 3:42 PM (GMT -7)   
You two rock...

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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/26/2008 6:37 AM (GMT -7)   
Yes, they said it was the new fall fashion. smhair
 
Why did the rooster cross the road???
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getting by
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   Posted 9/26/2008 6:50 AM (GMT -7)   
I know,

Because he was really a big chicken, and Sherrine was standing there with an ax. And Chutzie was on the other side with the other chicken getting the bubble gum off of her feet. And he was not wanting to hear any more chicken jokes because he is really a sensitive kind of guy and wanted to learn how to knit a sweater for Marlee with those funny sleeves. Wow I think we are all nuts. That is another joke for another time.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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eyesoffire30
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   Posted 9/26/2008 6:58 AM (GMT -7)   
Or it could have been that the Rooster was trying to get away from Marlee yeah
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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/26/2008 7:45 AM (GMT -7)   
Why do you girls think I'm nuts???
 
Karen you almost had it. He wanted to prove he wasn't chicken.
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eyesoffire30
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   Posted 9/26/2008 7:52 AM (GMT -7)   

I nominate Marlee for forum comedian....I was able to laugh today!!

Not at you but with you of course smilewinkgrin


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"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside." Mark Twain. I love that one!!!!


getting by
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   Posted 9/26/2008 9:03 AM (GMT -7)   
We laugh with her, at her and all around her. She is so funny...

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chuzzle
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   Posted 9/26/2008 1:36 PM (GMT -7)   
What did the sea say to the sand? I got you covered. And we do...all of us.
"For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ." 2 Corinthians 4:6
 
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Sherrine
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   Posted 9/26/2008 2:26 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh, Marlee...a rooster IS a chicken...a male chicken.  tongue
 
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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/26/2008 5:11 PM (GMT -7)   
It's just a joke Sherrine, a silly little joke!!!
 
You get a lot of pleasure out of getting under my skin don't you??? shocked
 
chicken: a cowardly or timid person (informal)
You’ll never do it – you’re a chicken!
 
Okay, can you answer this one without analyzing it first???

Why did the turtle cross the road??? I know busy road, isn't it??? turn

Yes we do Chuzzle.

 



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Post Edited (Marlee2) : 9/26/2008 6:15:39 PM (GMT-6)


mamanan
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   Posted 9/26/2008 6:03 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG, you guys almost made me snort my pop through my nose!!  Too funny turn
 
Can I play?
The turtle crossed hte road b/c he was tied to the chicken.
 
My kids love this one:  Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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Marlee2
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   Posted 9/27/2008 8:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Nope mamanan, to get to the Shell station.
 
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
 
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Jeannie143
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   Posted 9/27/2008 8:36 AM (GMT -7)   
Why did the sea wear rubber pants? (To keep it's bottom clean...)

What's the difference between a duck? (One of its feet are both the same.)

And my all time favorite from my grampa....

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

Thanks girls! You really took me back!
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