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Sera Smiles
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   Posted 12/27/2008 9:49 PM (GMT -7)   
Hello everyone and I hope Christmas was fun and did not cause too much pain. I have been reading about all of your family events and it sounds like there was lots of hard work involved, and that fun was a major factor.
 
I have tried the malic acid/mag routine twice and it just doesn't want to work for me. SO I have a huge bottle of the stuff left. I am trying to find something I can do with it. I So far I have these ideas- crush it into a paste and use it as a facial mask; and grind it and add it to soil for spring flowers and herbs. Any ideas you have will be entertained and considered! [my husband told me to use them as paper weights or I could sell them to florist shops and they could use them as weights for helium balloons. har]
 "It's never too late to be who you might have been"  George Eliot
 
Dx FM- 2003
Rx Meds- Ultram, Buspar, Flexeril, Toprol, Cymbalta,
OTC meds- Benadryl, Claritin, Melatonin, Valerian, B Complex, Multi Vitamin
 
 


Chutz
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   Posted 12/28/2008 12:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Hmm, I was in the same situation as you so I gave them to a fibro friend who lives close by. BUT, that's not much of an option for most so.... ~~~

how about gluing on tiny earring backs and selling them in health food stores as jewelry for those who may forget to take their meds;

Break one in 1/2 and you could train a team of gerbils to play shuffleboard with them. Use toothpicks as the pusher sticks;

With the other 1/2 ..glue a tiny handle on top and use them for 'tiny' curling stones...may have to round up a few arctic foxes for this one;

how about lining them up end to end and you surly would hold the Guiness record for longest line of malic acid tablets...those horse pills are HUGE;

Great sling shot ammunition. I would be able to sting the hinie of those coyotes that come around my chicken house.

OH...miniature boogie boards for your aquarium fish...Surf's UP!

OK, I need to go take my meds...brb....

Maybe if you dumped enough of them down the drain and added a can or two of cola it would clean out about 37 years of rust and gunk down there!??!

ummm.....guess I got a bit silly here but...lmbo...who's next???
Chutzie
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Fibromyalgia, Ulcerative Colitis, Insulin dependent diabetic, collapsed disk, dermatitis herpetiformus, osteo arthritis in spine and other locations.
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vestabula
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   Posted 12/28/2008 5:48 AM (GMT -7)   

Crush about ten of them up then put them in the food of someone you hate...they will spend the next two weeks in the bathroom.

If you want to get rid of them all, make a nice 'String O' Mag' for next years Christmas tree.

Super glue them to a jean jacket or other piece of clothing for a very 'hip and totally cool' look for spring.

Skeet shoot with them.

Dump them in a sock, tie up the end then take it will you when you shop etc as protection from muggers...one hefty swing and they will be out cold.

Carry them in your vehicle and when you get stuck in the snow, just toss them under the back wheels for super duper traction.

Make a paste out of them and use it for caulking, patching holes in the wall, etc.

Oh...they will never go to waste..so many ways to use a huge bottle of Mag!

donna

 

 

 

 


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


GamJill
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   Posted 12/28/2008 8:23 AM (GMT -7)   
Sera, Donna, Chutz-

Thanks for the great laugh this morning!! :)

GamJill
 
 
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getting by
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   Posted 12/28/2008 8:40 AM (GMT -7)   
Send them to me, I will use them.

Hugs, Karen
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Sera Smiles
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   Posted 12/28/2008 7:24 PM (GMT -7)   
I was so hoping that I would get these type of responses. I laffed outloud and I appreciate your recycling ideas LOL Donna's idea of super-spiking someone's meal made me howl. If you hear of a rash of people in Minnesota having malic acid related "sick days", it wasn't me.
 "It's never too late to be who you might have been"  George Eliot
 
Dx FM- 2003
Rx Meds- Ultram, Buspar, Flexeril, Toprol, Cymbalta,
OTC meds- Benadryl, Claritin, Melatonin, Valerian, B Complex, Multi Vitamin
 
 


Grailhunter
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   Posted 12/28/2008 7:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Throw them all on the floor and then make a excercise video of how you get a full body workout in only 20 minutes of bending and crawling around to pick them up and then buy TV commercial time to sell your pills and the video.
Fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue, IBS, Diverticulitis, Costocondritis, Thorasic Degeneration, Mild Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy, Mild Hilar Lymphodenopathy, Depression, Anxiety. Near Constant Dyspnea. Disequilibrium, prolonged standing, walking, progresses late in day.

Klonopin, Percocet, Baclofen, Ibuprofen, Valerian, Greens Plus, Magnesium, Vitamin C, COQ 10, B Complex, Glucosomine, Condrotin, MSM.


Green Grove
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   Posted 12/28/2008 7:49 PM (GMT -7)   
ROFLMBO. . . Oh, my you all are cracking me up and making the tears roll :)
Much Love, Hugs, Peace and Comfort!!!
Your Bro,
Sam
   
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~ Abraham Lincoln ~
 
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before making changes to your meds or lifestyle :)


donnaeil
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   Posted 12/28/2008 11:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Great foks. Please keep em commin.'

Hey, put the mashed ones in the coffee of the doctor who tells you fibro does not exist.

Donnaeil

WyldOrchid5150
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   Posted 12/29/2008 12:58 PM (GMT -7)   
Speed bumps for turtles?

vestabula
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   Posted 12/29/2008 2:21 PM (GMT -7)   

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Ah...I just love the screamer.  He could jump start a dead person with his voice.

donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


Sera Smiles
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   Posted 12/29/2008 9:17 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG these are fantastic. I laffed outloud [again] and [again] my hooosband asked what was so dunny. I tried to tell him that he wouldn't understand but he wanted to know anyway. So I told him and I got that "look". LMBO that made it even funnier! Thanks, you wild and crazy guys!
 "It's never too late to be who you might have been"  George Eliot
 
Dx FM- 2003
Rx Meds- Ultram, Buspar, Flexeril, Toprol, Cymbalta,
OTC meds- Benadryl, Claritin, Melatonin, Valerian, B Complex, Multi Vitamin
 
 

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