Crush about ten of them up then put them in the food of someone you hate...they will spend the next two weeks in the bathroom.
If you want to get rid of them all, make a nice 'String O' Mag' for next years Christmas tree.
Super glue them to a jean jacket or other piece of clothing for a very 'hip and totally cool' look for spring.
Skeet shoot with them.
Dump them in a sock, tie up the end then take it will you when you shop etc as protection from muggers...one hefty swing and they will be out cold.
Carry them in your vehicle and when you get stuck in the snow, just toss them under the back wheels for super duper traction.
Make a paste out of them and use it for caulking, patching holes in the wall, etc.
Oh...they will never go to waste..so many ways to use a huge bottle of Mag!
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Ah...I just love the screamer. He could jump start a dead person with his voice.