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vestabula
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   Posted 12/30/2008 9:08 AM (GMT -7)   
"Do these eight sweaters, four pairs of socks and the car tarp I am draped in make me look fat?"
 
If I turn up the heat to 80 degrees one more time will we REALLY have to file for bankruptcy, or is because of your heat rash and foot fungus?
 
If I lose another gas cap, will you take away my keys?
 
How many pots of coffee can I make without adding the coffee before you start going to Dunkin' Donuts in the morning?
 
Do these bruises on my knees from running into the open dishwasher day after day REALLY 'turn you on?'
 
If I fall asleep in the recliner with my shoes on the wrong feet...do you HAVE to take a picture of it with the cell phone camera and send it to your friends?  I only did it once!
 
So what if I washed your shirt with two fountain pens in the pocket...who uses a fountain pen in this day and age anyway?
 
How come Santa brought me hockey shin pads...ha ha, very funny.
 
Are you really NOT embarrassed that I walked through the grocery store with the inspection sticker still stuck to the collar of my new coat or are you just saying that so I won't feel so stupid?? (and why didn't you see it???)
 
Can I really lay on the heating pad all day today....huh, huh, can I? (he says of course...he FEELS my pain....I and think he means it literally!)
 
and...
 
When I go to bed tonight in my flannel pajama's bathrobe and two pairs of socks, will you still respect me in the morning??
 
Ah...what you put up with!  And I'm sorry I tried to open a can of varnish with your pocket knife that you've had since you were in the sixth grade.  If we could find where the tip flew to, we might be able to super glue it back on....
 
 
donna
 
 
 
 


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

Post Edited (vestabula) : 12/31/2008 8:56:18 AM (GMT-7)


Sherrine
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   Posted 12/30/2008 11:14 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, I sent this post to my friends and family.  This was hysterical!  turn
 
Sherrine
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springfling
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   Posted 12/30/2008 11:36 AM (GMT -7)   

Donna,

I am in a bad flare right now & it hurts to even laugh, but it was worth it! Thanks!!

Hugs!!   Margie


Never regret something that made you smile!

Fibromyalgia*Osteoarthritis*Sleep Apnea*Restless Leg Syndrome * Depression*Fatigue*Allergy/Sinus*Menopause


QTKaren
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   Posted 12/30/2008 11:41 AM (GMT -7)   
Omg that is soooooo me lol I am not alone!!!!! hehehe
Karen
 
Mom of one gramma to 4 lover to One
 
Fibromyalgia,IBS,Stroke x2,endometriosis,Diabetes type 2,neuropathic pain,nerve damage due to tailbone removel,nerve damage due to fractured back,deppresion,high blood pressure,severe nausea,atrophy,chronic pain,nerve damage due to botched bladder surgery,torn hip joint,hypoglycymic
 
Norco(double strength vicodin) 80 to 100 mg @ day
Ms Contin(morphine) 45 mg @ day,Lyrica 600mg @ day
 
 
 


SleepyBug
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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:05 PM (GMT -7)   
hahahahaha!

not only can i relate to this, but my hubby can too! thank you so much for the laugh:)

~danielle

JCgurl
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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:40 PM (GMT -7)   
Hahahaha, Donna!
 
This is soo funny and so cute! I LOVE the first one especially!!! turn
 
Hope everything's going well for you
xoxo

Marlee2
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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:52 PM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Donna you about made Pepsi come out my nose.
 
I have a new one. How well do clothes wash in Downy??? I don't know but they sure smell good. Didn't realize I was picking up the wrong bottle til I started to do it to the second load. One is purple and one is red, you think I would have noticed.
 
luv and hugs
Marlee
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Amitriptyline, Celexa, Xanax, Synthroid, Zyrtec, Micardis, Spironalactone, Tylenol, Reglan, Lidoderm Patches and Tramadol
 
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springfling
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   Posted 12/30/2008 4:02 PM (GMT -7)   

Hey Marlee,

I'm a pepsi girl myself. Been trying to get away from it and smoking, but neither one is working out. I just love my pepsi!! It's my mom's fault. That's all she & my aunt ever drank while I was growing up. Pepsi or coffee.

Oh well, maybe one day I will be able to let them go, but for now I feel like I'm already suffering, so I deserve to have both!

Hugs!!   Margie


Never regret something that made you smile!

Fibromyalgia*Osteoarthritis*Sleep Apnea*Restless Leg Syndrome * Depression*Fatigue*Allergy/Sinus*Menopause


mamanan
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   Posted 12/30/2008 5:31 PM (GMT -7)   
RFLMBO!!!!! That is too funny, and I can so relate! Thanks for the laugh!
Waiting for appointment with rheumy (March 2009) to get an official dx. waiting, waiting, waiting....
Taking malic acid/magnesium combo, what a life saver! and amitriptyline


Southernlady
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   Posted 12/30/2008 6:40 PM (GMT -7)   
Donna, thanks so much.  I think we all identify with your list.  I read them all to my dh so he would know that the symptoms were shared by all of us that have fibro. 
 
He is a very patient man, but sometimes I seem to push all the wrong buttons and he forgets there's a reason for me acting like I do.
 
God Bless!
Shannon

Of all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most!!!!


K9
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   Posted 12/30/2008 6:48 PM (GMT -7)   
HA HA HA!
That's hilarious!
Yesterday my daughter and husband and I were playing crib. He asked her, when I was dealing: "What's your wager? Will she deal us each SIX cards, or will she just forget to deal one to the crib?"
I have Fibromyalgia, and nothing else!
I take Lyrica 225 mg/day and Tramadol (150mg time-released)


donnaeil
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   Posted 12/30/2008 10:22 PM (GMT -7)   
Great job Donna! kudos.

Donnaiel
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