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   Posted 12/30/2008 11:08 AM (GMT -6)   
"Do these eight sweaters, four pairs of socks and the car tarp I am draped in make me look fat?"
If I turn up the heat to 80 degrees one more time will we REALLY have to file for bankruptcy, or is because of your heat rash and foot fungus?
If I lose another gas cap, will you take away my keys?
How many pots of coffee can I make without adding the coffee before you start going to Dunkin' Donuts in the morning?
Do these bruises on my knees from running into the open dishwasher day after day REALLY 'turn you on?'
If I fall asleep in the recliner with my shoes on the wrong you HAVE to take a picture of it with the cell phone camera and send it to your friends?  I only did it once!
So what if I washed your shirt with two fountain pens in the pocket...who uses a fountain pen in this day and age anyway?
How come Santa brought me hockey shin pads...ha ha, very funny.
Are you really NOT embarrassed that I walked through the grocery store with the inspection sticker still stuck to the collar of my new coat or are you just saying that so I won't feel so stupid?? (and why didn't you see it???)
Can I really lay on the heating pad all day today....huh, huh, can I? (he says of course...he FEELS my pain....I and think he means it literally!)
When I go to bed tonight in my flannel pajama's bathrobe and two pairs of socks, will you still respect me in the morning??
Ah...what you put up with!  And I'm sorry I tried to open a can of varnish with your pocket knife that you've had since you were in the sixth grade.  If we could find where the tip flew to, we might be able to super glue it back on....

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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:14 PM (GMT -6)   
Donna, I sent this post to my friends and family.  This was hysterical!  turn
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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:36 PM (GMT -6)   


I am in a bad flare right now & it hurts to even laugh, but it was worth it! Thanks!!

Hugs!!   Margie

Never regret something that made you smile!

Fibromyalgia*Osteoarthritis*Sleep Apnea*Restless Leg Syndrome * Depression*Fatigue*Allergy/Sinus*Menopause

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   Posted 12/30/2008 1:41 PM (GMT -6)   
Omg that is soooooo me lol I am not alone!!!!! hehehe
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   Posted 12/30/2008 3:05 PM (GMT -6)   

not only can i relate to this, but my hubby can too! thank you so much for the laugh:)


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   Posted 12/30/2008 3:40 PM (GMT -6)   
Hahahaha, Donna!
This is soo funny and so cute! I LOVE the first one especially!!! turn
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   Posted 12/30/2008 3:52 PM (GMT -6)   
Thanks Donna you about made Pepsi come out my nose.
I have a new one. How well do clothes wash in Downy??? I don't know but they sure smell good. Didn't realize I was picking up the wrong bottle til I started to do it to the second load. One is purple and one is red, you think I would have noticed.
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   Posted 12/30/2008 6:02 PM (GMT -6)   

Hey Marlee,

I'm a pepsi girl myself. Been trying to get away from it and smoking, but neither one is working out. I just love my pepsi!! It's my mom's fault. That's all she & my aunt ever drank while I was growing up. Pepsi or coffee.

Oh well, maybe one day I will be able to let them go, but for now I feel like I'm already suffering, so I deserve to have both!

Hugs!!   Margie

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   Posted 12/30/2008 7:31 PM (GMT -6)   
RFLMBO!!!!! That is too funny, and I can so relate! Thanks for the laugh!
Waiting for appointment with rheumy (March 2009) to get an official dx. waiting, waiting, waiting....
Taking malic acid/magnesium combo, what a life saver! and amitriptyline

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   Posted 12/30/2008 8:40 PM (GMT -6)   
Donna, thanks so much.  I think we all identify with your list.  I read them all to my dh so he would know that the symptoms were shared by all of us that have fibro. 
He is a very patient man, but sometimes I seem to push all the wrong buttons and he forgets there's a reason for me acting like I do.
God Bless!

Of all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most!!!!

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   Posted 12/30/2008 8:48 PM (GMT -6)   
That's hilarious!
Yesterday my daughter and husband and I were playing crib. He asked her, when I was dealing: "What's your wager? Will she deal us each SIX cards, or will she just forget to deal one to the crib?"
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   Posted 12/31/2008 12:22 AM (GMT -6)   
Great job Donna! kudos.

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