Yeah...I'm going away for awhile too

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vestabula
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   Posted 1/12/2009 6:35 PM (GMT -7)   
Yeah...Just like Sherrine, that's what I am doing.  I'm...let's see.  I'm going dog sled racing in Nome Alaska and won't be back for a week or two, or maybe even longer since my dog's name is Stumpy.  I am leaving all the doors unlocked, and have a 10'x10' sign in front of my mailbox that reads: 'Please do not leave any mail as I am going far far away for two weeks and no one will be here to collect it.'  I have rented several inconspicuous neon signs that point to all the unlocked windows.  Inside there are bottles of liquor stacked like cord wood against the family room wall.  All my precious jewels are lined up according to value on the coffee table. There are pool boys everywhere and a garage full of fireworks.  I have left the keys in my unlocked car.  Please don't come and blow this place to smithereens as I don't want to live in a palatial mansion like Sherrine got.  No way.
 
HA HA, only kidding!  I bet you REALLY thought I was going dog sled racing in the icy tundra because that's the most fun a fibro-mite can have!  I'm really gimping off to Walmart to buy another heating pad, a twelve pack of Advil and a Bucket O' Muscle Rub.
 
I'm gonna hobble out the door, throw the three grenades I have left over from Sherrine's fiasco into the place and when I come back hope to find Habitat for Humanity building me a new mansion.
 
Welcome Home Sherrine...can't wait to see your new house!
 
Huggies,
donna
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Sherrine
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   Posted 1/12/2009 6:39 PM (GMT -7)   
Don't wash your hair with the muscle rub!  devil
 
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vestabula
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   Posted 1/12/2009 6:44 PM (GMT -7)   

I won't wash my hair with the muscle rub...I'll probably brush my teeth with it.

donna


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pattipanda
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   Posted 1/12/2009 6:50 PM (GMT -7)   

My sister brushed her teeth with Gynolotrimum(sp?)... no kidding!!!  GAG~ She's a fibro-friend too. 

Donna... you're a riot!!!!

Night night (I hope eyes )

Patti


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   Posted 1/12/2009 10:26 PM (GMT -7)   
Hahaha Donna, you're too funny!! turn
 
Welcome home, Sherrine! :-)
 
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patsie
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   Posted 1/13/2009 7:02 AM (GMT -7)   
I've got the brushing beat. A good friend of mine brushed her teeth with Preparation H. Anyone with hemorrhoids in the mouth? Can you just imagine!!!

Sherrine, my part of FLA is suppose to get really cool, better watch all my flowers. Hope your trip was so rejuvenating!!!! Missed you.

Patsie

vestabula
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   Posted 1/13/2009 7:14 AM (GMT -7)   

Came home from Walmart expecting a 6 bedroom, four bath mansion and all that was there was a smoldering sink hole.  I guess Habitat for Humanity doesn't build houses when it is 6 below zero, unlrelenting white outs with 35MPH winds.  Oh well...at least I have my new heating pad to keep me warm...I'm running an extension cord from my neighbors garage and sitting quite comfortably in the bottom of the hole....choke, cough.  I'll probably electrocute my self when the snow starts to melt...in June.

Huggies

donna



fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

Post Edited (vestabula) : 1/13/2009 7:19:52 AM (GMT-7)


Marlee2
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   Posted 1/13/2009 7:34 AM (GMT -7)   
I'll be more than happy to give you this **** couch for your sink hole Donna. It has loose pillows on the back and you can get some of Billy Mays fabric glue and glue them to the back.
 
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GamJill
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   Posted 1/13/2009 8:42 AM (GMT -7)   
You had me there for a minute Donna- :)
 
 
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vestabula
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   Posted 1/13/2009 4:25 PM (GMT -7)   
Marlee, thank you so much for the sofa.  It is actually quite comfy and it was delivered today with no problems...the UPS man just heaved it in the hole.  The neighbors have started to toss me some of their useless crap to help me out.  So far I have a melon scoop, a blender with no lid, a jar of Mayo that expired in 1998, three bags of rusty nails, a dozen empty paint cans, a Hefty bag of dog poop, and a Captain and Tennille record album.
 
Do you think they might have mistaken my new home for a land fill?
 
Hope it stops snowing soon as I am looking forward to a house like Sherrine got.
 
Huggies
donna
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

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