I feel so cheap with all the wonderful donations the rest of you have come up with. A chair leg...what was I thinking, especially if I want money some day. Okay, Marlee. This is a sacrifice. I have a naughahyde sofa cushion from the 70's in my basement that my kids scribbled on with magic marker when they were little. There are stick figures and just some scribbling...very cool and rad. The Hubby thought it was the perfect item to throw on the cement floor where the upstairs toilet sometimes leaks, as this cushion is indestructable and waterproof. You may have it. Gee...can I part with it...Oh...what the heck. It's yours. The color is a lovely shade of faded yellow...sort of like duck pee.
Don't thank me...the pleasure is all mine. Enjoy.
I have: Fibromyalgia, CFS, Holt-Oram Syndrome, nasal allergies, depression, TMJ
Meds: Ibuprofen 600mg every 4-6 hours, Cyclobenzaprine 10 mg, Simvastatin 20mg, Citaloram 20mg Melatonin 5mg Sublingual, B12 sublingual, B Complex, Folic Acid, Omega 3
Married to a wonderful supportive husband & between us we have 4 children & 7 grandchildren
As apples of gold in silver carvings is a word spoken at the right time for it. Prov. 25:11
Marlee.. I'm sending you the arm of my loveseat, it's held together by cocker spaniel/golden retvr. slobber and hair. Be sure not to wash it because the slobber and hair are the only thing keeping it from falling apart. Its sort of a goldish color, about the same color as the dog hair, so it doesn't really show up until you sit on it and are totally covered with hair.
I'll include some nose plugs for the Billy Mays glue.
Marlee...If you put this masterpiece on the porch, make sure you have an old rusty refrigerator and maybe a 30 year old maytag washer to put on either side of your luxurious new couch. That way you can enjoy the landscape, do your laundry and fix yourself a snack while you relax. Plus they will make lovely end pieces and the whole 'set' will seem symmetrical. Oh..the envy of your neighbors. You might have to get a shot gun to keep them from steeling your precious eyesores!
Oh...had to ship the duck pee colored naugahyde cushion by Fed ex. The post office won't ship hazardous materials through the mail.