You hobble into Walmart and the very sweet greeter lady notices how you look like the Cryptkeeper and asks if you would like to use once of their motorized scooters. No thank you...I'd rather winch through the entire megaplex humped over the cart and grabbing what ever is at eye level so I don't have to lift my arms!
... when you pour your drink into your soup instead of the salt, when you use Preparation H for toothpaste, when pour coffee into your cereal instead of milk, when you back the car out of the garage and forget to open the garage door, when you try to use your remote car key to unlock the door at your office (did that like 10 times atleast), when you prepare dinner but wind up getting too tired from cooking that you can't get the energy to eat, when you call your 81 yr old mom to check up on her and SHE tells YOU that you already called her twice to check up on her that day, when you wear your shirt inside out & backwards all at the same time, when you can't remember your kid's names but can remember everyone else's names, when you know where every public bathroom in your county is, when you make coffee but forget to put the carafe under the dripper thingo and wind up with coffee all over the kitchen counter and floor (do that one alllllllllllll the time).
I really enjoyed reading other folk's answers to this and saw that you guys have done things I've done before or need to do to remind myself to do something.
Hugs till later...
When you only have paper goods because you broke every plate,glass in the house.
Own stock in bandaid for all those cuts from the glasses you broke
when you are sad and really need a hug but yell at you spouse when they try get the ----away from me
Fibro 02/09,Graves Disease,IBS,COPD,High Blood Pressure,High Cholesterol,Asthma,Gerds,Allergies,Congenital Brain Defect,Diabetes,Depression
Quit Smoking 2/12/09
Good Luck everyone
I have: Fibromyalgia, ME/CFS, Holt-Oram Syndrome, nasal allergies, food allergies, depression, TMJ, anxiety Married to a wonderful supportive husband & between us we have 4 children & 7 grandchildren As apples of gold in silver carvings is a word spoken at the right time for it. Prov. 25:11
When you are driving along and see a sign that you thinks says 'Garage Sale'...turn down this one lane dirt road and continue looking for the balloons or a bunch of cars parked in the street only to discover that the sign said 'Garbage Fill'.
When you run up to the corner store for lettuce to make BLT's and come home with a head of cabbage.
When you wear two different sneakers on your feet for weeks before the hubby finally asks you if you are trying to make a new fashion statement.
And I have posted this before but it's still my fave...when you run 100 MPH up to what you think is a ball in a dog park, kick it with all your might only to discover it is a cement 'sphere' used for dog leashes and you break two toes.