Ode to Fibro - A Tale of Woe (to the tune of "I Feel Pretty")

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   Posted 3/26/2009 4:01 PM (GMT -7)   

I feel crappy
Fibro-crappy
I feel achy and foggy and sore!
And I envy
Any girl who doesn’t have this chore.


I feel sleepy
And so weepy
It is creepy how sleepy I feel
I’m so listless
That I hardly can believe it’s real.


See the sorry girl in that forum there?
Who can that pathetic girl be?
Such an achy back
Such an achy hip
Such an achy leg
Such an achy me!


I feel lazy
And just crazy
Feel like crawling
Right into a hole!
For I live

In my own fibro-crappy world!
Fibromyalgia, Gastroparesis, IBS
Endometriosis, Hypothyroidism, Psoriasis, Asthma
(Diabetic spouse)
 


Sherrine
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   Posted 3/26/2009 5:17 PM (GMT -7)   
This was really cute!  Thanks for sharing!
 
Sherrine
Forum Moderator/ Fibromyalgia
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Fibromyalgia, Crohn's Disease, Ostomy, Diabetes, Autoimmune Inner Ear Disease, Osteoporosis
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God does not give us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.    2 Timothy 1:7


Statgeek
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   Posted 3/26/2009 8:11 PM (GMT -7)   
ha ha ha! I almost sang that song for a final!
well, not that one exactly - the I feel Pretty one! smilewinkgrin
Sue

pattipanda
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   Posted 3/27/2009 4:09 AM (GMT -7)   

LOL... good one!!!  Priceless!!  I really had to laugh at this one since I played Maria in the High School play West Side Story!!  I'm copying this one and posting it on my fridge as a warning for those that need to know how I'm feeling that day!!!

Hugs,


Patti
 
Fibormyalgia, 4x Lyme Disease Survivor, Depression, Anxiety Disorder, Dyslexia, 2 Lumbar Disk Herniations, Allergies, Bi-lateral Carpal Tunnel, Psoriasis. 
Meds = Elavil, Tramadol, Xanax, Lipitor
"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars" - author unknown


Tootiebug58
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   Posted 3/27/2009 6:07 AM (GMT -7)   

Wow Patti, are we clones?  I also played Maria in West Side Story in high school, wayyyyyyyyy back in 1967.  And I also copied and printed this.

This is really cute, put a smile on my face for sure

Sue


Tootie
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 xanax/lipitor


pattipanda
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   Posted 3/27/2009 6:14 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL... Sue!!  Really.. that's cool!!  I played that role in about '72 (I think).  I think I got the role because I had the darkest hair & looked the most like Natalie Wood in the class, but I wasn't (and still not) a very good singer.  It was (in my opinion) AWFUL, but I still can remember all  of the words to all of the songs!!
 
:-)  
Patti
 
Fibormyalgia, 4x Lyme Disease Survivor, Depression, Anxiety Disorder, Dyslexia, 2 Lumbar Disk Herniations, Allergies, Bi-lateral Carpal Tunnel, Psoriasis. 
Meds = Elavil, Tramadol, Xanax, Lipitor
"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars" - author unknown

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