So I'm sitting here drinking my morning tea and the hubby comes in and says 'Have you seen Friday's Wall Street Journal?" I told him no. He wanders around for a minute and comes back. "No, really, have you put it some where? I have to teach from it today." I tell him once again that I haven't seen it. Under his breath he says...'you throw things away if they sit on the table too long.'
I am thinking I KNOW I didn't toss the stupid paper. I KNOW it is required reading for his students. Then I hear him rooting around in the trash cans. He does not believe me.
Well...then I get to thinking that maybe I DID do something with it and have Wall Street Journal Amnesia. So I look in the obvious places...even in the freezer. No paper.
Then I remembered his fishing buddies were here on Saturday and they were wrapping fish guts in newspaper. I told him to dig deep in those trash cans. YAHOOOOO! I don't have Wall Street Journal Amnesia! He is gonna have one swell time trying to figure out last weeks NASDQ in all that slime!
I get blamed for everything...WAHHHHH!
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: Lexapro and valium