Oh my, that is hilarious!!!!!
Thanks for the good belly laugh!
Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, scoliosis, back problems, hypothyroidism.
Post Edited (Sherrine) : 5/2/2009 3:45:38 PM (GMT-6)
Thank you so much for your answers. I didn't know if I was gonna be able to sleep tonight thinking about The Rail Road Thing. And Sherrine...you are the only person I know on the face of the planet that has those things on the toilet that aren't rolling around on the bathroom floor. Maybe you don't pee enough.
Once again my fibro family has come to my rescue, solving the most pressing and urgent mysteries of the Universe. Now I can get up and take my fat fanny to another soft place, where I can ponder why the hubby has plugged an electric screw driver into my hair dryer outlet.
I've been cursing at my fibrooooo, all the live long day....in F minor.
I used to give frosted mini wheats to my kids and tell them they were cookies! So just think of it this way: he left you three cookies!
Another question for you. Why do the characters on tv have regular middle class jobs and live in million dollar houses?
Look carefully if you are a fan of Two and a Half Men. It's a bazillion dollar house on the Ocean in Malibu and they don't have a dishwasher. Not good for resale...not good at all.
UPDATE: Obsessive 80 year old woman from across the street is cleaning her utility shed this morning. It is 52 degrees out and she is wearing a tee shirt, shorts and rubber boots. Her husband is on the roof of the shed, I believe, hosing off the bird poo. It's not that I spy on these people all day long...I have a large picture window that overlooks their yard. Think I have to close my drapes. They put me to shame. I have a nice, thick, pricker weed growing along the side of my mail box. I know it is driving them crazy, even though I poured vinegar on it a few days ago. It ain't dying fast enough for them. Okay. I'm going to go snip it to the ground with the hedge clippers. The street looks absolutely fab from the sweeping it got yesterday.
What great entertainment! Sure beats television!
Geez, doesn't anyone know how to use a dictionary on here???
Marlee, you smarty pants you! I didn't know it was a hypenated word. You girl...should be in Mensa, if you aren't already. Now...why is it again that a person would power wash a bird feeder? Germs? Hmmmmm.
Well, Marlee. The reason you feel like crap is this. There is a enyme called barfarilious lactoiditis that waits until you go to sleep, then rushes through the patula kotex in your brain and hinders you to reach a sustained level of REM. According the famous Rhuematologist Dr. Jethro Bodine Kneeslapper, this repeated interruption in the sleep cycle keeps our fibro muscles from ever truly relaxing, nor do they 'heal' like normal non fibromites. Since we never really sleep, just doze, we are tired.
Now, some may say this is hogwash and that fibromites are actually victims of alien abduction. Skinny, green men with the heads the size of a hassock have injected us with a retro-virus from the planet Fibrolectus...hence the name of the disease is born. These aliens are among us, watching us suffer with great amusement, because they are bored on their own planet and like to watch us wash the windows with oven cleaner.
I hope I have answered your question. Now...why did I fall asleep for two hours this afternoon, am having people for dinner and Bridge in two hours and am still in my pajama bottoms?