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vestabula
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   Posted 6/16/2009 3:57 PM (GMT -7)   
Would any of you like to donate a right hip and thigh, a left shoulder, a right big toe, undamaged  facial skin from too much sun, an unbroken pointer finger and....oh boy.  A 'down there' that ain't on fire and makes you walk like John Wayne?  These donations would be greatly appreciated and completely tax deductable.  Oh...and the right knee isn't doing so hot either but I can understand ya'll not wanting to give that up as it's just about the only thing we fibromites can use as a lethal weapon.
 
Thank you...thank you very much.
 
Huggies
Donna
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


donnaeil
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   Posted 6/16/2009 4:10 PM (GMT -7)   
See, I told you she was the insane Donna.

Donnaeil

SleepyBug
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   Posted 6/16/2009 4:49 PM (GMT -7)   
I would donate the big right toe, but it's about the only thing on my body that doesn't hurt so it's kind of special to me...
love and hugs
~danielle


fibromyalgia, ibs, gerd, anxiety

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SassyMyKitty
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   Posted 6/16/2009 5:28 PM (GMT -7)   
I don't think you would want any donations from me. Everything hurts on me, so I think you would be worse off with any of my parts.

Sassy - could you please edit your signature to less than 10 lines? Long signatures are against the rules. Thanks!

Post Edited By Moderator (Jeannie143) : 6/18/2009 5:11:29 PM (GMT-6)


Shash13
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   Posted 6/16/2009 11:43 PM (GMT -7)   
Let's see, Donna didn't ask for a left knee, so I'd love one of those. Some new vertebra would be so helpful, too. I'll share with Danibm. I guess I'll have to fight Donna for the 'down there' even though she asked first...............
I don't think Donna is insane -- I think we all are...LOL...and I'm grateful for the resulting laughs!!! How 'bout you?
(((hugs)))
Luv ya
Shash
Dx: FMS,OA,depression,anxiety,DDD with 7 herniations so far,HTN,IBS,cardiac
stent,failing aortic valve,angina,migraines with aura,many surgeries,+misc.
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Littleneck
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   Posted 6/17/2009 1:01 AM (GMT -7)   
I'm going to insure my nose, because it is the only on MY body that doesn't hurt right now!!

Shash I'd trade you my left knee for a new neck or right/left elbow!! if anyone is left to donate please consider my plea for new knees, riight hip, neck, legs and plantar fascii! Thank you !

myjoy
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   Posted 6/17/2009 4:43 AM (GMT -7)   
I have one good shoulder, but it's the right one....sorry. My hair doesn't hurt, you can have some of that. :)
DX fibromyalgia 2007, osteoarthritis, obsessive-compulsive disorder OCD, depression, anxiety, sleep apnea, hysterectomy.

fluoxetine (prozac), buspar, abilify, trazodone, lorazapam, nexium, nabumetone, hydrocodone, c-pap machine, estrodial patch.


vestabula
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   Posted 6/17/2009 5:06 AM (GMT -7)   

I'd like to add a left thumb that won't stop twitching to my list.  I use this thumb to gouge my eyes out when my hip throbs.  I cpuld use my right thumb but I sliced a huge hunk out of it grating cheese.  Could use my pointer finger but I slammed it in a steel door and broke it....and it's my favorite nose picking finger.  Oh, just send me whatever you got.  I'll need it sooner or later. confused

huggies

Donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


myjoy
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   Posted 6/17/2009 5:11 AM (GMT -7)   
Silly Donna :o)
DX fibromyalgia 2007, osteoarthritis, obsessive-compulsive disorder OCD, depression, anxiety, sleep apnea, hysterectomy.

fluoxetine (prozac), buspar, abilify, trazodone, lorazapam, nexium, nabumetone, hydrocodone, c-pap machine, estrodial patch.


Lindaloo
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   Posted 6/17/2009 6:09 AM (GMT -7)   
OK since this seems to be a bit of a wish list, I want to go on record as wishing for a donation for two new legs and a new lower back as well. That's the source of my pain every day. My body over all is too big, but if I had the new parts and was out of pain, I could take up walking again and maybe shed the tonnage!! LOL. Don't forget to put me on the list, the crazy list!!!!! LOL!!

Gentle hugs for a lpd.

Lindaloo
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And by all means, when you are down, ask me for help.  I will be there.
 
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MT Lady
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   Posted 6/17/2009 6:17 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, I think you've come to the wrong place asking for donations...kind of like going to the homeless and asking for a handout :) ... I'd be happy to "share" some of my parts with you, but would you really want them? Today I can't find one part that isn't hurting, just don't think you'd want these parts...but good luck on your search!
Miriam

Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, scoliosis, back problems, hypothyroidism.


Marlee2
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   Posted 6/17/2009 6:50 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, as soon as I find a 20 yr old to donate her body to me you can have whatever parts still work on this one.
 
luv and hugs
Marlee
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MT Lady
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   Posted 6/17/2009 8:29 AM (GMT -7)   
Marlee, how are your babies doing?
hugs
Miriam

Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, scoliosis, back problems, hypothyroidism.


GamJill
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   Posted 6/17/2009 8:43 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, your a hoot!
Hmmm.... let's see, is there anywhere on my body that is not hurting right now? Do you need new ear lobes???
 
 
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Statgeek
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   Posted 6/17/2009 12:49 PM (GMT -7)   
Ah Jill - I was going to donate my elbows because they aren't sore, but your reminded me . . . my earlobes don't hurt either. Yay for not sore elbows and earlobes!! If someone wants them, I will take not hurting hips and wrists in exchange.
Yay!
Sue

smiling2day
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   Posted 6/17/2009 1:01 PM (GMT -7)   
You guys are great! I took a little break from work to read the posts and I am not laughing! about the only thing not screaming on my body is my left arm and left wrist...hmmm...kinda strange, oh and my earlobes are okay too. My hair is not hurting and since it is falling out I can send some?

Thanks again for starting this post Donna and to everyone who has posted, for making me laugh!!!! Laughter is always the best medicine.

vestabula
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Date Joined Nov 2008
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   Posted 6/17/2009 2:16 PM (GMT -7)   

Thank you so much for your generosity and I will take those ear lobes.  My don't hurt but they itch.  In exchange, I will donate my two pinky toes.  One of them has a nasty corn on it but you can scrape it off with a vegetable peeler and it will be as good as new.  I can use a couple of fistfuls of hair too.  I got a hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser kept trying to give me the ole camoflauge 'drape-do'  Must be I'm going bald.

Huggies

Donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


beautymom5
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Total Posts : 84
   Posted 6/17/2009 2:26 PM (GMT -7)   
I would donate in exchange for some energy..hehehe I think I can handle the pain if I had some energy
In the strength of the Lord, I can do all things


smiling2day
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Total Posts : 36
   Posted 6/18/2009 11:59 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Donna! So sorry for my last reply post on this thread (hope that is the right verbiage, I am a newbie)...My fist sentence said I was not laughing!! Geezzz...I meant to say I was laughing, actually so hard that my eyes teared up...so just wanted to clarify/fix my typo. I seem to be having a lot of those lately. It was my words out of my mouth that came out all wrong or backwards, now its my words typed too. Hopefully everyone who read it knew what I meant? Thanks again.

At least now I learned to "preview" my replies before posting, okay, that is if I remember :)

vestabula
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   Posted 6/18/2009 12:24 PM (GMT -7)   
Smiling...the sad thing is I knew exactly what you meant!  No Problem!
 
Huggies
Donna
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


Hara
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Date Joined Mar 2009
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   Posted 6/18/2009 3:13 PM (GMT -7)   
vestabula said...
Would any of you like to donate a right hip and thigh, a left shoulder, a right big toe, undamaged  facial skin from too much sun, an unbroken pointer finger and....oh boy.  A 'down there' that ain't on fire and makes you walk like John Wayne?  These donations would be greatly appreciated and completely tax deductable.  Oh...and the right knee isn't doing so hot either but I can understand ya'll not wanting to give that up as it's just about the only thing we fibromites can use as a lethal weapon.
 
Thank you...thank you very much.
 
Huggies
Donna

I'll donate when I'm done with my body parts. Sorry Donna you are going to have to wait. I'm still alive...hehehehe  *hobbles and whobbles down the sidewalk.*
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