OMG...I misread your second post and thought it said 'plant naked men in the dunes.' I LOVE the Fog, with the skipping of entire words and sentences! I'd be there with you in five seconds if you were doing that!
You can skeet shoot with the cow patties. BLAMO! What fun for a fibromite!
Speaking of cows...have you seen the 'flatulence bags' they are putting on some cows in the midwest to cut down on methane gas leaking into the air? This 'thing' that looks like a huge back pack goes under their tail and lays across their back and ties around the neck. Poor cows! Although there are some days I could use one of those...lol!