Hair Bumpers for Marlee

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vestabula
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   Posted 7/24/2009 8:12 AM (GMT -7)   
Okay...for your birthday I am going to take up a collection and order you a set of hair bumpers. I can tell by several of your posts you really would like to try these....Let go of the fear, Marlee...Let go of the fear!  We will get them in all the advertised colors so you can switch off on those days when you have the urge to dye your hair purple.
 
I hope you have a thick, luscious head of hair like the 18 year old in the commercial, and that you can hold your arms up for about an hour to screw them into your skull.  But I am sure it will be worth it and when you are done, you will look like Cher.  Wait by your mailbox so no one else will steal them.
 
huggies
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puppylover
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   Posted 7/24/2009 9:04 AM (GMT -7)   
What the heck is a hair bumper? smhair
 
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vestabula
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   Posted 7/24/2009 9:55 AM (GMT -7)   

They are 'as seen on t.v' comb like thingys that you push into your skull to plump up your hair.  I'm not sure if they are metal or plastic.  But you can have yourself a very fetching beehive in 30 seconds.

huggies

Donna


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SleepyBug
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   Posted 7/24/2009 10:22 AM (GMT -7)   
Hahahaha

Just looking at those Bumpits make the tender spots on my head hurt.

Also-they don't make one for redheads!!! How unfair!!
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   Posted 7/24/2009 10:58 AM (GMT -7)   
OK, I must need more pain meds... I read Sleepy's post and thought it read.. Bum Pits! Oh dear...that conjures up some mighty nasty images.

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   Posted 7/24/2009 12:50 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG! I bought those for my 19 y.o. daughter for her birthday b/c she HAD to have them! LOL After waiting for about 8 weeks on back order (apparently they are in high demand!?!) she got them and wore them about twice! She looked like and alien that swallowed a 50's pin up girl! It was so so wrong! lololol
Good luck with them Marlee! hehehe
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SleepyBug
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   Posted 7/24/2009 3:41 PM (GMT -7)   
Chutz said...
OK, I must need more pain meds... I read Sleepy's post and thought it read.. Bum Pits! Oh dear...that conjures up some mighty nasty images.
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Chutzie-Bum Pits is Brad Pitt's lesser known, far less attractive 2nd cousin twice removed. He's tried to make it in the entertainment biz here, but hasn't had much luck since the mullet went out of style a couple of decades ago. I hear he's big in Japan, though...
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Marlee2
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   Posted 7/26/2009 9:26 AM (GMT -7)   
That is so sweet of you Donna but after reading Lost in Philly post I have decided I don't want Bum Pits. But you can take up a collection for some wigs for me, you know some sexy ones and everyday going to Walmart ones. My hair really is a mess, it has just enough natural curl in it to be frizzy and it is fine and getting thinner. I've tried all different lengths and don't like any of them and don't have the energy to spend a lot of time on it. It would be so nice to slip on a wig and go.
 
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vestabula
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   Posted 7/26/2009 10:15 AM (GMT -7)   

Sorry Marlee, but they are already on route.  Maybe you can use them to stake tomatoes or if you tie them to a pole, they might make a marvelous back scratcher.

I believe because I ordered within ten minutes you get a free jar of chin whisker removal.  Oh wait...maybe that's what you get from the chin flab buster.  Or the 'do it at home cellulite liposuction kit'.  The Fog.  I get all my info-mmercials mixed up.

Huggies

Donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium

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