If you repeatedly answer the phone with the remote control.
If you have two garages and cars...hit the garage door opener button for the door with the vehicle you are not going to drive...then back into the closed door. Husbands don't like that. Geez.
Turn down a road where you think a sign says garage sale and it really says garbage fill.
Tell the produce guy at the grocery store that you can't find the achipokes. Armachiils. Ahtapicks. Those green things that you peel off the layers and eat.
Sherrine...I will help you. When you think a young man who posts on the forum asking whether foam rollers will help his girlfriend is asking about rollers for her hair instead of a piece of exercise equipment, and you go into a long story about how we all used to use them in the sixties and they shouldn't hurt her head. Oh Geez...I just wet my pants again laughing. Thank you so much for that moment. On my worst days I read that post and immediately feel better!
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-Stress is when you wake up screaming....and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
-What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about.
-Is it time for your medication or mine?
-Underneath it all....I'm pretty much naked.
What a marvelous thread! Talk about identifying!
You might be a Fibromite if... you can't seem to sit, you don't want to stand, so you lay down and then forget what position gives you the least pain.
When you make a nice juicy apple cobbler with Paprika instead of cinnamon. They both have red lids...
When you wash your glasses with spot remover instead of Windex because the bottles are the same color then think you have some eye disease because everything is so foggy.
When 'cleaning the house' is taking a dish towel and wiping the dust off the t.v. screen.
When you ask a grocery clerk where the restroom is, she does everything but walk you to the door and you find yourself in the meat locker.
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