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vestabula
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   Posted 8/3/2009 7:48 AM (GMT -7)   
I am driven to tell this story because the hubby laughed at me when I made coffee with no coffee beans again this morning.
 
Last week, a friend asked him to come over and help him put a patch on the liner at the deep end of his pool.  I see all this scuba gear on the floor...EVERYTHING except the oxygen tank.  I chuckled to myself thinking this was truly overkill for a tiny little patch, but off he went.  Later that afternoon, he comes home all hunched over and dropped immediately on the couch in pain.  He moaned all night.  It seems these two geniuses had tied sacks of bricks around their necks to sink to the bottom.  Now...how do you come up for air with all this weight holding you down??  You don't...you almost drown until the other mensa member pulls the bag of bricks off so you can get to the top.  Then, after you get the patch in place, you swim around for an hour in thunder and lightening dressed like you are diving for gold off the Gulf of Mexico.
 
He better never make fun of my foggy moments again.  Never ever. 
 
Huggies
Donna
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: Lexapro and valium


crazyoldcatlady
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Date Joined May 2009
Total Posts : 194
   Posted 8/3/2009 7:50 AM (GMT -7)   
LMHO!!!


I'm too foggy to come up with a cute reply. But thanks for making me laugh this morning!!
Donna


Sherrine
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   Posted 8/3/2009 7:58 AM (GMT -7)   
Next time you forget something or do something goofy (which I'm sure is most of the time), and your hubby laughs at you, just say, "Bricks".  He'll get the message!  devil
 
Sherrine
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beautymom5
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Date Joined May 2009
Total Posts : 84
   Posted 8/3/2009 9:24 AM (GMT -7)   
hehe did the patch hold.
In the strength of the Lord, I can do all things


SleepyBug
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Date Joined Nov 2008
Total Posts : 1097
   Posted 8/3/2009 3:19 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG-this one had me ROFLMBO!!!
"The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth"~Albert Einstein


Chutz
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Date Joined Jan 2005
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   Posted 8/3/2009 3:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh Lordy! I can envision a yellow sign posted by the pool... Caution, Geniuses? at Work

And next time he goes off to help one of his buddies, ask him to wait a couple of minutes until you check to see if his life insurance policy is paid up.

Chutzie <shaking head>
Co-Moderator Fibromyalgia & Chronic Pain Forums ~~~
Fibromyalgia, Ulcerative Colitis, Insulin dependent diabetic, PTSD, dermatitis herpetiformus, osteoarthritis, collapsed disk, and a few other side dishes.

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Joie1
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Date Joined Oct 2008
Total Posts : 376
   Posted 8/4/2009 2:19 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL...AWESOME!!! S'like when my hubby went outside and started trimming the tree branches, told no one...fell, told no one...kept working...and two weeks later we have to take him to ER for pulled muscles.
27/f/CD. 4 CD related surgeries: 2 resections, 2 JP drains, 3 NG tubes, many absesses (including the one my most recent surgery scraped off my ovary) and fistulas.
Have lost in these surgeries: appendix, 8 in. intestine, R fallopian tube, gallbladder, 10 in. intestine
Allergies and Asthma my whole life
Depression after surgeries and illness of 2003.
Crohns Dx'd: February 2008.
Pentasa
Fibromyalgia Dx'd: July 21, 2009
Lyrica
Hydrocodone
Prenatal Vitamin
Allergy meds

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