Step Right Up...The Cure Is Here!

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vestabula
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   Posted 5/4/2010 6:36 AM (GMT -7)   
Now, don't all of you get your plane tickets at the same time as my van can't hold all of you at once!  The Cure For Fibro is here in Central NY at a Holiday Inn.  Ads for this doctor have been running for about two weeks...all the meds you take...USELESS!  Throw them away!  He doesn't say what his 'cure' is, only that it doesn't include any kind of meds, psycho therapy or pain management.  It's a secret, until you get inside the swinging doors. (maybe it's a brain alteration kinetic energy neuron replacement machine...oh, if only!)  I know you will all want to join me...just bring clean undies and your American Express Card...not quite sure what this costs but it will be worth it.  If you want to know the cost before you decide, you can call 1-800-Screw Me Over and they will tell you.  Better get those tickets...The Event is on Saturday and seating is limited.
 
Wahoo...no more gimping through Walmart!  I'm so goll danged excited I just wrenched my back throwing my cane away!
 
huggies
Donna
 
 
 
 
 
 
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: valium Advil


crazykitty
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   Posted 5/4/2010 6:43 AM (GMT -7)   
Can't wait to get there!!! Maybe it is some type of group hypnosis and he will have us
bark like dogs, ARF,ARF I'm cured!!!

Hugs, Robin
Fibromyalgia, MCTD (Lupus, Scleroderma & RA) Raynaud's, Osteoporosis,
Osteoarthritis, Degenerative Disc Disease, Migraines, and Hypertension
Prescription Meds: Savella, Cyclobenzaprine, Methotrexate, Diltiazem, Boniva,
Folic Acid.  OTC Meds: Multi-vitamin. Vit, D, Vitamin B12 & calciim supplements
 
 


Libby08
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   Posted 5/4/2010 7:30 AM (GMT -7)   
1-800-screw me over- I love it!  Maybe if we "order now" we can get a second cure free.......I'm sure supplies are limited.

vestabula
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   Posted 5/4/2010 8:32 AM (GMT -7)   
Oh...I forgot to mention that he can 'cure' MS and Lupus too!  This is just too exciting!
 
 
donna
fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: valium Advil


Acheybody
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   Posted 5/4/2010 9:05 AM (GMT -7)   
How funny! I guess snake oil salesmen will be with us forever. The sad part is that some desperate people will give him money.
  Achey 
 
  Diagnosed: Fibromyalgia, Meniere's, elevated liver enzymes, skin grafting on back, arthritis, scoliosis,   lumbar disc damage, sciatica, IBS, migraine headaches, tachycardia, skin cancer surgeries on face
    Meds: Nortriptyline, Clonazepam, Darvocet as needed
    Multivitamins, l-lysine, probiotics, magnesium, malic acid, calcium + vit. D, vit. C
    Chiropractic adjustments
 
Be yourself.  Everyone else is already taken.


lostnomad
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   Posted 5/4/2010 9:36 AM (GMT -7)   
WOW! I wonder if he's the one who keeps sending me emails, etc about this new book "Unlearn your pain", a program for FM sufferers who want to cure their FM pain instead of manage it!

Check it out:

http://www.unlearnyourpain.com/index.php?Unlearn%20Your%20Pain%20Book-FB-FM

SassyMyKitty
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   Posted 5/4/2010 11:16 AM (GMT -7)   
Wow! If only I had a credit card, or any kind of money. Then I wouldn't have to worry about doctors or pain or anything! I want to go! I want to be cured! Is this guy really serious? Why is it that so many people want to screw over people with fibro? It's really insulting. I want to go just to throw eggs at the money-hungry jerk!
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
 


Nana Monster
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   Posted 5/4/2010 12:15 PM (GMT -7)   
Vesta,
Is that the one on Electronics Parkway? I sure could use a cure. With the herbals I had minimal pain for over a year and I woke
up about a month ago with my right knee gone. Holy crap it hurt. I gimp at work now and the kids have a field day with it as it
does look kind of funny. I push mowed for 3 1/2 hours on Sat and 3 on Sun to get most of the yard under control and seriously
paid for it as I haven't slept at all through the night since. I was doing maintenance doses so maybe I need to go back hot and
heavy.

Thanks for the laughs and hope all is well with you.

NM

vestabula
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   Posted 5/4/2010 2:39 PM (GMT -7)   

NM...yes, I think that's where it is.  Saddly, I believe it is about 'sold out'.  Gotta go get my cane from the trash can.  WAHHH!

 

donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: valium Advil


Jeannie143
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   Posted 5/5/2010 9:03 PM (GMT -7)   
We had those guys here in Michigan and they were all chiropractors who also sold "vitamins" and "herbals". If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck and... well, you know the drill. I'd almost like to go to one of those things and give those quacks a piece of my mind... but I have so little left that I don't dare give any away!
~ Jeannie
Moderator for Fibromyalgia and Diabetes

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