Well, a good friend told me decades ago that my face looked like a carrot and tomato salad, (red face and orange hair) - which I didn't take too kindly to! But one vegetable? Shape-wise, I guess a potato - like Missmissy said, lumpy in parts.
KellieJo, I love that you're easily amused. I am too! (Corny, maybe, but cheap to entertain and not easily bored!)
Diagnosed: Fibromyalgia, possible Meniere's, elevated liver enzymes, skin grafting on back, arthritis, scoliosis, lumbar disc damage, sciatica, IBS, migraine headaches, tachycardia, skin cancer surgeries on face
Meds: Nortriptyline, Clonazepam, Darvocet as needed
Multivitamins, l-lysine, probiotics, magnesium, malic acid, calcium + vit. D, vit. C
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.