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Chutz
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   Posted 6/12/2010 10:58 PM (GMT -7)   
Fun sayings are the topic for today. I'll give you a couple of examples and I know you will have lots of them to share. Feel free to post more than once on today's topic. Here are a couple of examples of funny sayings....

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


OK, that last one was a bit harsh...but it was also funny!...lol
Chutz
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   Posted 6/13/2010 6:24 AM (GMT -7)   
That was funny Chutz.

Some things are like a boomarang. You throw them away but you always seem to find them again. Not so funny, but that is all I could come up with this morning.

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sotiredoffibro
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   Posted 6/13/2010 9:00 AM (GMT -7)   
when the going gets tough the tough get going

Sex is not a bowl of cherries, You only have one

well thats it for me.
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   Posted 6/13/2010 9:20 AM (GMT -7)   
If your uncle had ovaries, he'd be your aunt (I like to switch it up)
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crazykitty
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   Posted 6/13/2010 11:19 AM (GMT -7)   
If you can't handle me during my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. yeah

Chutz
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   Posted 6/13/2010 10:28 PM (GMT -7)   
...lol...

Here's a couple more...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it stops snowing.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.--Albert Einstein


Chutz
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

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