In Chutz Absence, a Tuesday Koffee Klatch

New Topic Post Reply Printable Version
[ << Previous Thread | Next Thread >> ]

Veteran Member

Date Joined Dec 2008
Total Posts : 2386
   Posted 6/28/2010 11:57 PM (GMT -6)   
Blonde Moments, we all have our really off days. What was your most embarrassing blonde moment that you have had? What was the outcome?
For me, I had just moved back to a small town and had only been away a year. I walked over to the library and proceed to walk into the building. I get this totally shocked, lost look across my face. A police officer asked if he could help me and that I looked lost. The whole room fell silent at hearing "lost" in this town that is merely a 600 population. I look at the officer and say "I am lost actually." Officer said "well where are you trying to go." I said "I thought I was going to the library but now I'm not so sure cuz I thought this was the library." THe officer "You're right, it was the library." I replied and the new police station told me how to get to the new library.
Smurfy Shadow/Desirèe 
DX: Wegener's Disease, Migraines, Diabetese Type II, PCOS, Lactose Intolerant, Benign Heart Murmer, Depression, Asthma, Asperger's Syndrome, Necrotizing Gramultous Inflamation in eye, A.D.D., Acid Reflux, Tumor Behind the Eye, Carpal Tunnel, Fibromyolgia, Clasterphobic, Arthritis
Medications:  Tri Nessa, Percocet, Metformin, Prilosec, Protonix, Zantac, Advair, Cingulair, Albuterol, Calcium + Vitamin D, Pro-Air, Pepcid, Rolaids, Zofran, Compuzeen, Refresh Plus Eye Drops  PRN: Epi-Pen, Albuterol Nebulizer, Benedryl
Undergoing Radiation Taking Lorazepam (Ativan) on Radiation Days

Veteran Member

Date Joined Nov 2008
Total Posts : 2854
   Posted 6/29/2010 7:31 AM (GMT -6)   

I walked into a mirrored wall carrying two plates of food thinking I was headed into another section of the banquet hall.  Duh.


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ  Meds: valium Advil
Reach out and touch someone.  If they don't touch you back it's because you still  have brownie batter on your face.

Veteran Member

Date Joined May 2010
Total Posts : 1556
   Posted 6/29/2010 9:03 AM (GMT -6)   
I went to one of our local grocery stores to buy groceries and when I was done paying they handed me the cards to use in the drive through pickup lane. I went and did some other shopping went home and my best friend came out to help me with the groceries. She looked in the back of the car and said Shirley where are the groceries. I looked on the passenger seat and there were the cards to pick them up. lol Luckily the groceries were still there when I went back.

Veteran Member

Date Joined Feb 2009
Total Posts : 686
   Posted 6/29/2010 3:54 PM (GMT -6)   
Once when I went to the state fair in Minnesota, I was walking along with friends, with a chocolate shake in one hand and my purse in the other. I saw a trash can, and proceeded to through my purse in the trash. I walked along for some time with an empty cup in my hand before realizing I had thrown my purse away. Sooooo....we ran back to where the trash can was, and there, right on top, was my purse....all my money and everything was still inside! Sheeesh, I was embarrased.
DX fibromyalgia 2007, osteoarthritis, obsessive-compulsive disorder OCD, depression, anxiety, sleep apnea, hysterectomy.

fluoxetine (prozac), abilify, trazodone, lorazepam, nabumetone, hydrocodone, c-pap machine.

New Topic Post Reply Printable Version
Forum Information
Currently it is Wednesday, October 26, 2016 6:11 PM (GMT -6)
There are a total of 2,712,576 posts in 299,107 threads.
View Active Threads

Who's Online
This forum has 153689 registered members. Please welcome our newest member, Coffyy.
409 Guest(s), 17 Registered Member(s) are currently online.  Details
Krimpet 🍔, 3HumpedCamel, imagardener2, super20dan, 81GyGuy, Coffyy, island time, astroman, Bohemond, Scaredy Cat, rockyfords, Hilander64, Lamilla, vaportrail, goodnurse53, ozmadman, iPoop

Follow on Facebook  Follow on Twitter  Follow on Pinterest

©1996-2016 LLC  All rights reserved.

Advertise | Privacy Policy & Disclaimer