Let's see...on my hair dryer 'Not to be used in the shower or while bathing'. On a package of Twinkies 'cellophane wrapper not for consumption'. Television commercial...A car going about 200 miles an hour that flies through the air over an open draw bridge with the warning: Stunt driver and not be tried at home...no duh. A bakers rack I bought with a picture on the box of all kinds of items like cook books and canisters on the shelves...'Items shown in picture are not inclulded.' Really??? That huge, ceramic flour canister isn't squashed into this skinny box??? Well, I'm taking this thing back!
And of course the warning on many spray cans ....'point nozzle away from face' yet somewhow I manage to blast myself anyway.
P.S. My fav....if you take Viagra and suddenly lose your hearing and or vision, contact your doctor immediately. Huh? Come on...is that serious???
Post Edited (vestabula) : 8/17/2010 6:49:12 AM (GMT-6)
Funny, funny, funnny!
They were selling area rugs at a department store. The 8x10 rugs were rolled up and sealed with a photo on front so you couuld see the pattern and color.
The photo was a picture of a living room with the rug anchoring the furniture.On the photo was written...Furniture not included Did I really think when the rug was
unrolled that a sofa, loveseat, coffee table, two end tables and lamps would be there?