Well...for sure it is NOT in the medicine cabinet...that's a given. Process of elimination, my dear. Of course try the freezer, then inside one of your slippers (way down to the toe), the glove compartment of the car, and maybe the spice rack. You simply have to ask yourself 'Where is the last place on earth I would put this' and look there first. I found the hubby's Lipator in my jewelry box...duh.