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vestabula
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   Posted 8/23/2010 5:51 AM (GMT -7)   
A couple of years ago I dragged a pair of underpants that got caught in my pant leg through a casino.  My friend thought this was very amusing and didn't tell me until I had hiked through a parking garage, a Bingo Hall and half way to the restaurant.  Ha Ha, very funny.  Well...it happened again this morning only this time I was in the grocery store.  How does this happen???  Does the underpants fairy tuck them into the leg of my jeans and when I slide my leg through I push them to the bottom so they hang out below the hem???  What on earth kind of washing machine do I have that can 'push' a pair of undies into a pant leg?  And heaven only knows why I can't feel myself dragging them along the ground.  Thank goodness it was very early and the store was empty.  Oh, the humanity!
 
It's the Underpants Fairy, I swear.  I am going to stop wearing 'delicates' and maybe switch to boxers. smhair
 
Huggies (maybe I should start weaing those....)
 
Donna
 
 
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Reach out and touch someone. If they don't touch you back it's because you still have brownie batter on your face.

AustenFan
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   Posted 8/23/2010 6:05 AM (GMT -7)   
Ok, Donna. I remember the first time this happened. You are now no longer allowed to go out in public alone.... or with friends who think you are amusing......or, I guess AT ALL! We have to save you from yourself. devil turn smilewinkgrin

Laughing hugs - Austen

vestabula
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   Posted 8/23/2010 6:06 AM (GMT -7)   

Never mind...I just discussed this with the hubby and he thinks that when I come charging back into the house after being out, the first thing I do is rip off my uncomfortable clothes and put on something soft...I pull the undies off with the jeans and they stay in the leg.  Yup...no such thing as an Underpants Fairy.  Makes sense.  Too bad.  I thought I was having a paranormal experience and could sent it to the National Inquirer for big bucks. smilewinkgrin

Donna


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: valium Advil

Reach out and touch someone. If they don't touch you back it's because you still have brownie batter on your face.

Post Edited (vestabula) : 8/23/2010 7:09:12 AM (GMT-6)


GSDgirl
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   Posted 8/23/2010 6:07 AM (GMT -7)   
hahahah!!! I found a pair in my jogging (no I don't jog) pants but thank goodness it was when the day was over.
Denise from Pittsburgh, Pa
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MT Lady
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   Posted 8/23/2010 7:12 AM (GMT -7)   

I'm sitting here thinking why not just wash your undies separate from your jeans? Then again, that takes REMEMBERING to do so...like when I pick up my mom's laundry and wash it and NEVER, EVER remember to check her pockets for Kleenex and end up with shredded bits of paper throughout my washing machine and I have to sit there, climbing half way into it, trying to pick out all the itsy bitsy pieces, all the while cussing myself out because I cannot seem to remember to just check her pockets!!!!!

Yes, I feel better now!!! turn

have a good one

Miriam


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sotiredoffibro
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   Posted 8/23/2010 7:46 AM (GMT -7)   
Oh Donna that is just too funny, lol It sounds like something I would do only for me it is usually a sock. I will take the sock over the panties though lol. Thanks for making me laugh.
Gentle Hugs
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Acheybody
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   Posted 8/23/2010 8:01 AM (GMT -7)   
No kidding, you just made my morning.

Debbie
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TheChickenPrincess
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   Posted 8/23/2010 8:21 AM (GMT -7)   
turn Oh my goodness, Donna! LOL! I'm sorry you had to suffer that indignity, umm... twice. I'm glad your hubby solved the mystery though. If he hadn't, I can imagine you might develop a phobia about underpants trailing you everywhere! Your friend from the casino incident is clearly NOT to be trusted! You know, this all sounds like fodder for Helen and Shirley!

So glad it worked out.
*hugs*
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crazykitty
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   Posted 8/23/2010 8:34 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, you are too funny! If I saw your panties hanging out of your pant leg,
I don't know if I would be able to tell you... I'd be laughing too hard! Well maybe I
would...depends where we were. It could be worse...having a bra cup hanging out
a pant leg...that's what you call sagging :)

Hugs, Robin
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Sherrine
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   Posted 8/23/2010 8:54 AM (GMT -7)   
Robin, I'd never tell her!  I'd just take her to a real ritzy place or talk her into getting on stage with a Karaoke machine!  turn
 
Donna, are you wearing thongs again?  smilewinkgrin    My undies are too large to slide into my pant leg.  tongue
 
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myjoy
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   Posted 8/23/2010 9:06 AM (GMT -7)   
I would tell you, Donna. *from your trusted friend* :o)
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vestabula
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   Posted 8/23/2010 9:22 AM (GMT -7)   

Why, yes, Sherrine!  I happen to wear those skinny polyester thongs from Victoria's Secret with the bee-bees and studs all over them as they are sooooo comfortable!  Uh, no.  Cotton thigh high Hanes.  Are we going to be censored...I've never been censored and heaven only knows why. turn

Donna

 


fibro, menieres disease, RLS, anxiety disorder, disc compression, scoliosis, spinal stenosis TMJ Meds: valium Advil

Reach out and touch someone. If they don't touch you back it's because you still have brownie batter on your face.

Libby08
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   Posted 8/23/2010 10:40 AM (GMT -7)   
This is too funny......You are always funny though Donna.

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javamommy77
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   Posted 8/23/2010 10:42 AM (GMT -7)   
oh man that does make sense though what your husband says about taking your pants off. But what a friend lol guess you have to do a full body check before you leave the house now!

AustenFan
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   Posted 8/23/2010 10:57 AM (GMT -7)   
Ackk!! Lol, lol Sherrine. Mine are too big to slide down my pants leg too. Donna must be one hot mama. shocked smilewinkgrin

Hugs - Austen

TheChickenPrincess
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   Posted 8/23/2010 11:40 AM (GMT -7)   
Mental note to self: If going in public with Sherrine, be wary if she giggles but won't say why.
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Nana Monster
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   Posted 8/23/2010 12:08 PM (GMT -7)   
Vesta....I wear ladies boy cut briefs as they are very comfortable and still get the hanging out of the pant leg thing.
Luckily a co-worker spotted them and pointed it out. I nonchalontely went to the ladies room and took care of the
problem and thought all was well....Then I realized she told most of the other kids at work. Oh the shame shocked
NM

upbeat
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   Posted 8/23/2010 2:03 PM (GMT -7)   
That is so funny!
 
I can tell you that the boxers won't help though - we were in DC a couple years ago and I noticed something coming out of my husbands hem. I thought it was a dryer sheet and pulled and it kept coming - it was boxers! There I was on the busy sidewalk holding up a pair of boxers while my kids were rolling on the sidewalk laughing! tongue
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Alcie
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   Posted 8/23/2010 3:43 PM (GMT -7)   
Thanks for the smile you put on my face. I really needed that after being told I need another surgery today.
Alcie
 
 

RedDiane
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   Posted 8/24/2010 10:13 AM (GMT -7)   
Donna, If you would just go "commando" all the time, this wouldn't be a problem. Diane
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