A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can BeTHE Manof Your House.'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, youneedto know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You willprepareme a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, youwillserve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to goupstairswith me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, youaregoing to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towelmedry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.Thentomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The freaking funeral director would be my firstguess.'