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   Posted 9/11/2010 4:00 PM (GMT -6)   

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be
of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you
going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

The wife replied, 'The freaking funeral director would be my first

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   Posted 9/11/2010 4:15 PM (GMT -6)   

That was cute...
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   Posted 9/11/2010 4:28 PM (GMT -6)   
LOVE IT!!!! :D :D
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   Posted 9/11/2010 6:55 PM (GMT -6)   
roflol that was a great one. Im sorry but that would have to be my bet too. The funeral director. lol
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   Posted 9/11/2010 7:00 PM (GMT -6)   
Hee Hee, Funny!
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