Bailiff, welcome to the forum! I am a patient, but have not yet had the "pleasure" of taking Lactulose (and hope I never have to, from the sound of it.)
John, I saw Spamalot on Broadway in April, with Clay Aiken as Brave Sir Robin. Hilarious! So much better than the movie (Monty Python and the Holy Grail.) Glad that mind game works for you!