LOVE IT! I knew I could count of you guys to have some great stories of your own!
Absolutely loved the "bathroom novel" vs. "regular novel" concept. And I agree, really heavy reading is inappropriate as it interferes with the intense concentration required to fulfill the mission!
Love the faces in the drapes! I try not to focus on the decor of my bathroom too much because I will find too many things wrong in there!
My friends and family always want to know how I can possibly read as much as I do! I just don't have the heart to tell them, although if they were even mildly observant, they would certainly figure it out!
For me, a VERY successfull "mission" is one where I don't even have the opportunity to crack the spine of a book, or get to the first paragraph of a magazine article. Clearly, those instances are very rare indeed.