I went to the doctor and she gave me some tablets to calm my stomach from having spasms all the time.
The tablets are working a treat, but she couldn’t tell me why my motions burn like I’ve had the hottest dam curry in the world?
Every time I go to the toilet its burns it burns, I know how that character from lord of the rings feels when he says, “It burns it burns” I think he was talking about IBS?
Also when I go it feels like I’m being poked with a stick on the inside, doctor says I haven’t got piles, but she doesn’t know why I’m trying to give birth to a twig?
It’s always hot when it’s coming down and its burns the outside as well, it also stinks to high hell as well, most of the time it’s yellow.
I’m used to IBS and going to the toilet and the volcano eruptions that pebble dash the toilet in a colour the wife hates.
Once she said,”can you do any pastels colours because I’m sick of the brown?
And it’s so last year she said!
Very funny when it’s somebody else I thought, but joking aside this can be very painful and you hate going to the toilet and you stop eating as much.
Sometimes it’s that painful I feel like screaming, the German torpedo always gets a direct hit and my bum settles down for a while.
I also have a bladder infection that I call the IRS infection, always come to see you but won’t go away!
I love curries and make them myself, but even my curries aren’t as hot as my motions!
Hope you are all feeling well and have a nice weekend guys and girls