Post Edited (dbab) : 3/29/2007 7:33:19 AM (GMT-6)
Q. How is it possible to get people to buy a product best known for its capacity to induce "anal leakage" anyway?
A. Frankly, we don't appreciate your tone. Anal leakage is no laughing matter. We are committed to fighting the scourge of anal leakage and the heartbreak it causes. In fact, at Procter & Gamble's underground labs, scientists are currently working day and night to produce an improved version of Olean that may -- now we're not promising anything here -- but just may provide the same healthful benefits of Olean with 15% less anal leakage! Truly, yet more proof that this a great time to be alive.