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sojourner
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   Posted 1/17/2009 2:11 AM (GMT -6)   

How'd you get 8,530 posts in there anyhow?

Seems to me we need to have an awards ceremony complete w/a one of a kind gown styled by HR, escort you in by stretch limo, roll out the red carpet, (could line it with soldiers and swords if that would make you happy), invite you to sing one of your infamous numbers and then present you with the ultimate cure, second honeymoon, book and record deal, true story movie contract, brand new Lyme green car complete with radio and roll down windows, cruise to the destination of your choice (with your husband!) and a beautiful Lyme green gift of your choice - the sky is the limit, but it has to 'squeak' when you squeeze it!

Of course, there could be no ceremony w/out the Soj, her Rose, Gracie's mom, Gracie and Gretch moshing in the front row.  Anyone else care to join us?  I suspect we would be joined by your adoring fans and beneficiaries from all over the world.

Anybody else want a ticket?

Ticker tape is falling from the sky!  TY for always standing at the door welcoming all who come.....

love!  ~d

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ticker
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   Posted 1/17/2009 10:00 AM (GMT -6)   

Wow Sojourner, what an imagination you have!  Thank you for your thank you!

Speaking of stretch, make sure the gown has a lot of it!  A Hummer limo that could fit a lot of Lymies would be really cool.  The carpet could be "Lyme" green, and record producers and directors could line up and hand out their fabulous contract offers.  The second honeymoon would be great because it would be the first.  The car would need to be large enough to transport several Lymies to a non-tick destination such as an iceberg tour of Glacier Bay National Park, scuba-diving in the middle of the ocean, or a tundra buggy tour of Manitoba.

It would be fantas"tick" for all Lymies to participate.  Who is interested?


Gretchen P
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   Posted 1/17/2009 12:57 PM (GMT -6)   

              Awwwwwwwwwwwww I love it!!!!!! And I could dot he guest of honor's hair, I PROMISE not to turn it green! Do you think if we went to Glacier Bay God could at least make it a warm destination for us during that time? You guys are the best. Can't wait to see what I get for my 8,000th post!

             I love you all and thanks ticker for always being here for everyone to answer what we need!Peace!


I'm gonna get that Lyme!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I have lyme and I've got the papers to prove it!! Take that Wormser!
 
Wormser, who is that????? OHHHHHHH that's right he USED to be on the IDSA panel!!!


sojourner
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   Posted 1/18/2009 12:04 AM (GMT -6)   

eh-hem!  What song will you be dazzling us with?

Can a limo really drive all the way to a glacier??  Could we see beluga whales there??

I did a quick check on the single Kayak and it holds a weight capacity of 340lbs, so I'm good to go.  When I was a girl scout, I learned to flip 360; under and up.  Today, I guess I'd have to depart for heaven looking upside down and underwater.  But, what a memory it would be for all of you and a gr8 distraction from Lyme; b/c heaven knows you won't be able to get me turned back up there.

Anyone else coming along?  You do NOT want to miss this!!

yeah ~soj

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sojourner
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   Posted 1/21/2009 12:47 AM (GMT -6)   

ticker
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   Posted 1/21/2009 7:40 AM (GMT -6)   

Hey Gretchen, green is my favorite color!

Ticks like warm weather, so we don't want it warm!  I am trying to pick non-tick destinations.

 


ticker
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   Posted 1/21/2009 7:50 AM (GMT -6)   

sojourner, I do believe you can see beluga whales at Glacier Bay National Park.

I have no doubt that you still have stellar kayak-flipping capabilities!  I want to see!

 

ticker
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   Posted 1/21/2009 7:57 AM (GMT -6)   
Gracie's Mom, I am glad you guys will be there!  It will be a HW veteran celebration!
 

teenLymer
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   Posted 1/23/2009 4:20 AM (GMT -6)   
Oh my gosh! Ladies, what a divine idea! lol  I don't know how I missed this post.  You guys are too funny.
 
Yes, ticker, thank you!  You are the greatest!  The grandest tick-slayer of them all.  Ticks shriek at the very sight of you, I bet.  Ticks *know* you're warning the world about their bad deads.
 
Count me in!!  Name your price, and I'll buy the ticket! You're talking to a lymie who deeply wants to meet all ya'll in person.  If you can get a big enough limo, I'll definatley hop in.  I don't take up much room, I promise!  A corner seat would do nicely.
 
Kayaks are not my cup of tea.  Besides, I have so little arm muscle anymore that it would be laughable to put me in one.  Sounds like Soj and I would meet the same sad fate in a kayak.  See, here's what you do: ya drive the limo onto a floating car-mover-boat-thing and float ourselves near the glaciers.  We could roll down the windows and not even have to get out of the limo.  And someone might even be able to have their IV by sticking the pole through the sunroof(s) of the limo. Yah, maybe that's going a little too far.
 
Yes, *eh-hem*. What song, ticker?  If you tell me ahead of time I might even be able to accompany you on piano. That's if my lyme brain doesn't kick in and i forget what i've memorized. lol
 

sojourner
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   Posted 1/26/2009 1:17 AM (GMT -6)   
Okay, Sierra...now u r talking. I like the car mobile floatable thingee idea. You, Gracie, London, Heth, who else- can take turns driving. I am NOT afraid. I like the idea of the limo b/c there will be heat. In the kayak, there will be drowning and ice crystals.

I believe the limo might even accommodate the 360 view; somewhat like a disney ride out of control; but bumper car-like. We could certainly pad the outside of the thing prior to the adventure.

I do believe Ticker should stand at the sun roof opening w/karaoke microphone in hand. Imagine the accoustics. (sp)? (its late)

Anyone else coming along for the 'ride'? We're really funny people when we're all together. It would surely be healing at the very least.

Blessings!

dorit
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   Posted 1/26/2009 2:07 AM (GMT -6)   
hi sojourner!

YES, I'd like to get a ticket and join you all !!! ....of course !!! dorit

bablymers
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   Posted 1/26/2009 2:29 AM (GMT -6)   
Hey you guys, count me in!!  Teenlymer seems to have planned to go without me, but mommies somehow know these things, so I want a ticket too!!!!   It would be an honor to attend an event honoring our beloved Ticker, and to be in the presence of all the wonderful lymies here on HW.  NO TICKS ALLOWED sounds good to me!!  Lymie love to all,  bablymers mom

ticker
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   Posted 1/26/2009 9:29 AM (GMT -6)   

teenLymer, wow thank you  turn

I love your descriptions!  I can see several IV poles sticking out of the sunroof, making the limo look like a strange above-water submarine with multiple periscopes!

We could have the limo pull the kayaks so no one has to do any work!

 

ticker
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   Posted 1/26/2009 9:37 AM (GMT -6)   

sojourner, you will also be at the sun-roof opening ready to sing!  Watch out for those IV poles!

dorit, I am glad you will be joining us!

babylymers, yes mothers do have a way of knowing things!  Welcome aboard!


sojourner
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   Posted 1/27/2009 12:20 AM (GMT -6)   
Nah! I was just jokin'. I will push the limo off from shore and video those nuts floatin' down some ice cold river in a limo powered by IV Poles and the lungs of the mighty Ticker!

Unlesssss........ I can drive!

Anyone else want aboard?
Y'know it's just getting more interesting as you kick in ur ideas.

This is REAL medicine!

Joanne A
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   Posted 1/28/2009 10:55 PM (GMT -6)   
Hey,
Count me in! I want to be in that limo, sans ticks of course.

I'll work on the movie and recording deals.

And we'll make up a bronze statue of a tick being crushed my Ticker!

sojourner
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   Posted 1/29/2009 1:16 AM (GMT -6)   
Okay Joanne,
But you have to carry that statue into congress as Exhibit B of our briefing after the river adventure!
Nothing like a good word picture.
This will be just before Gracie's mom and Heather drop the glass jar marked Exhibit A (Ticks).
Of course on the the other side of the jar in small print will be the disclaimer. "This jar contains poppy seeds used as examples for pseudo nymph ticks".

Those present in the room will not know this, so you will want to be there to see how quickly the room evacuates when the 'poppy seeds' start rolling like moving vectors - at which time Gretchen will be video'ing and presenting the taped scene as evidence for Exhibit C. We will call this one "The Emporer's New Clothes" b/c it took just one example to point out that they all knew the truth all along.

dorit
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   Posted 1/29/2009 4:10 AM (GMT -6)   
Hey,

.... this thread is my most efficient "supplement", makes me smile every morning when I see your new postings here! Reading all your creative ideas is really great!!!! sojouner and ticker you can go for Oscar - brest script!
Joanne - I can give you a helping hand with cutting and postproduction of this top ten FIRST place movie ... do we already have a name?? Or do we just go for "Ticker`s mission" ...LOL

have a nice day! dorit

Post Edited (dorit) : 1/29/2009 3:22:24 AM (GMT-7)


Gretchen P
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   Posted 1/29/2009 6:29 PM (GMT -6)   
I say we call it "Ode to ticker"

I'm gonna get that Lyme!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
I have lyme and I've got the papers to prove it!! Take that Wormser!
 
Wormser, who is that????? OHHHHHHH that's right he USED to be on the IDSA panel!!!


Joanne A
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Date Joined Jul 2006
Total Posts : 451
   Posted 1/29/2009 8:02 PM (GMT -6)   
Sojourner,

LOVE the poppy seed bit.............we should definitely include that scene in the movie! At that time we should also cut in for a close up shot of Ticker's face or perhaps her foot as she saves the day and saves them all from
the doom and gloom of LYME Land. One brief line from her like, "Make my day" or "I want what she's having"
would be very effective.

Dorit, let's use that as a working title just in case we find something more to our liking!
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