Is your Stoma a boy or a girl?

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sfgiantsjo
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   Posted 8/6/2008 5:04 PM (GMT -6)   
A lot of us refer to them as male. Wonder why?
 
'Cause they're always spurting filth? Cause they're annoying? Cause they don't let you sleep through the night?
 
or, if I'm being nice...
 
Cause your life sucked and even though they are annoying, u couldn't live without them?
 
tongue  
 
I'm in a weird mood today, so don't mind my random posts.
 
Oh yeah, my stoma is definitely a boy.
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
 
Jo - UC, total colectomy and ileostomy on August 24, 2008.


praying4healing
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   Posted 8/6/2008 6:40 PM (GMT -6)   
well mine is a boy, because its always gets dirty and is sometimes gross....lol

also...unfortunately...stomas stink literally and figuratively

and so do boys
boys stink! lol j/k
25 y/o female- crohns disease since 14
Ileostomy pending-very worried
Tried asacol,pentasa,prednisone,remicade,6mp,azasan, no avail
Seatons placed
Worst year ever!

"For God has not given us the spirit of fear....."
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sfgiantsjo
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   Posted 8/6/2008 6:45 PM (GMT -6)   
Or maybe cause they make inapropriate noises in public?
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
 
Jo - UC, total colectomy and ileostomy on August 24, 2008.


flchurchlady
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   Posted 8/6/2008 8:30 PM (GMT -6)   
Mine's a girl, well...actually a tomboy! She's definitely not a lady, because she spits and burps, especially when she's naked. nono Her favorite food is Italian, so I named her Paloma the stoma.


Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again :)


sfgiantsjo
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   Posted 8/6/2008 9:55 PM (GMT -6)   
ROTFL at Paloma the Stoma!!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
 
Jo - UC, total colectomy and ileostomy on August 24, 2008.


Shaz032
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   Posted 8/7/2008 6:45 AM (GMT -6)   
Mine's a girl because when I got her I was 10 years old and I couldn't possibly have made her a boy - boy germs - euwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!


I have had an ileostomy for 32 years now due to UC.
 
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tpoof
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   Posted 8/7/2008 11:04 AM (GMT -6)   
Mines a boy cause he's so foul mouthed!!
a perforated Diverticlum survivor and colostomy wearer, awaiting resection

May 02/2008


Firthy
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   Posted 8/7/2008 12:53 PM (GMT -6)   
Mines a girl cos she hardly purps... but shes always moaning ;) and i couldnt live without her..

badbaggirl
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   Posted 8/7/2008 1:14 PM (GMT -6)   
Mine's a gal because she's always so b@tchy ...
BadBagGirl
Crohn's Disease, Colostomy due to cancer and I make darned good dill pickles.


bratcat
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   Posted 8/7/2008 7:12 PM (GMT -6)   
My stoma is a boy. His name is Seymour (because I can See More). His sister was Annie Moore (as in is there anymore?) who was my colon. My colon was always a girl because she was just b!tchy at times. My stoma is a booger who smells and gets on my nerves all the time. He is really a pain in my side. tongue
Diagnosed 10/12/06
Daughter of Bennie
17 years old
Currently flaring for the 3rd time
Meds:
Asacol 4 pills 3 times a day
20mg prednisone from 60mg
Remicade start April 8, 2008


Ohio43
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Date Joined Aug 2007
Total Posts : 212
   Posted 8/7/2008 9:30 PM (GMT -6)   
Mines a hermaphadite (sp?) (male and female). All the above and plus very tender and sensitive. Multiple personalities and manic depressive.

Gets hurt very easily. : (

nene205
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Total Posts : 302
   Posted 8/9/2008 6:15 PM (GMT -6)   
My stoma is just a little brat! She does what she wants to do, when she wants ,and I have no control over her little fits and spurts. She is just the boss of the patient. Gotta love her though, she saved me.

Bennie
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   Posted 8/9/2008 6:21 PM (GMT -6)   
nene, my brat(cat) is not physically attached to my body but she does go most places I go and she can have her little fits and can be a b***h at times!! tongue  
Love ya bratcat! yeah
--Mom of bratcat (17 years old)--
Daughter bratcat was diagnosed with pancolitis October 2006
Current meds:
Asacol - 4 pills/3Xday, 15 mg prednisone, Remicade
 
11/14/06 - started prednisone; 1/28/07 - finished prednisone!
3/3/07 - began to taper off hydrocortisone sloowwly! Summer 2007 - slowly began tapering Rowasa. 9/07 -- flaring? Nightly Rowasa. 9/21/07 -- added hydrocortisone enemas. 9/30/07--added prednisone. 10/31--started 6-mp, stopped the enemas. Started lowering prednisone. 3/08-another flare!  7/3/08-Step 1 j-pouch surgery

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