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Bella_lostmybag
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   Posted 4/11/2009 9:07 AM (GMT -6)   
So I thought id share this little story that happened to me last night..
    Me and 4 of my friends went to buffalo wild wings last night bc im addicted to their hot wings! And I looked down and seen little spots on my shorts from where poo leaked out of the velcro part (I use velco instead of the clips) I guess it was where I was sitting with my legs crossed and smushing my bag. That wasnt the worst part..it was that I had WHITE shorts on! haha So im walking through the mall with my stained shorts..you couldnt really see the spots bc they were on the inside of my shorts..So we get done shopping and I take Dereck back to his truck and im on my way home..my shorts come up a little when i sit down and when they came up i pushed on my bag to make sure it was closed. And I hear a POP! And I was like ohhh snappp! (if only my bag wouldve snapped lol) Soooo..Im driving home with 15 minutes til I get home..holding my bag listening to K-Love which is a Christian radio station..And Im holding my bag as i feel it leaking down my side and allllll over my shorts..singing a song about how God makes everything Glorious HAHAHA Isnt that funny?? turn It was funny to me bc im holding my bag, poo leaking everywhere,praising God..but hey..You never know how much faith you have until the storm comes :-)
 
     God Bless Everyone and have an AMAZING day!
17, SENIOR in high school
Dx with Ulcerative Colitis on March 18,2008
Step1 Ileostomy on Nov.19,2008..waiting on Step2 =]
"The past is history, the future is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present"


PSA
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   Posted 4/11/2009 9:52 AM (GMT -6)   
IT IS BEAUTIFUL......


WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out..."You've done enough, you klutz! "

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good. Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only
He can.

Keep the faith and move on.......
45 years Male Attorney
Diagnosed UC October 1989
Had two stage J Pouch Surgery Nov 2005 Take Down March 2006
Complications after surgery - Incisional Hernia and Ano Fistulas
"Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark."
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracl: Albert Einstein
"What you are aware of you are in control of; what you are not aware of is in control of you."
 


pepperann27
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   Posted 4/11/2009 11:19 AM (GMT -6)   
PSA.Delhi- Wow, you have no idea how that spoke to me. Thanks!!
thanks, Dusti

Diagnosed with colonic inertia at 13 years old, had my colon removed.
Diagnosed with rectal inertia at 16 years old, had my rectum removed and had a jpouch made.
Diagnosed with small bowel inertia at 18 years old, and got an ileostomy wich I still have. I am 27 now.
If you want to know more, just ask me!
"Don't worry about failure, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try"
 


sammies
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   Posted 4/11/2009 12:32 PM (GMT -6)   
Bella--you are an amazing person!! I wish I had half your faith and positive attitude!!
24+ years with Crohn's/colitis; fistulizing crohn's; ileostomy and proctocolectomy; propranolol and xanax; been on a ton of crohn's meds; praying to get through each day.


summerstorm
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   Posted 4/11/2009 1:36 PM (GMT -6)   
Bella you poor thing! But its amazing how you had such a good attitude towards it!

And wild wings does have awesome wings, lol!

flchurchlady
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   Posted 4/11/2009 1:52 PM (GMT -6)   

Bella, you handled that gloriouslysmilewinkgrin Thanks for showing us how it's done, in case it ever happens. I'm a huge Contemporary Christian music fan and love that song "Everything Glorious" by the David Crowder Band. Now I'm gonna think of you and smile every time I hear it!

PSA Delhi, what a sweet story. Thanks for sharing that with us. :-)


Cecilia
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at 28. Proctocolectomy and ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free, medicine-free, and very thankful to be healthy again.


Trigirl
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   Posted 4/11/2009 10:14 PM (GMT -6)   
I'm a sap and got all choked up. Such optimism. Thanks for sharing and teaching me. I liked the story too. Happy Easter everyone.

PSA
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   Posted 4/12/2009 1:18 AM (GMT -6)   
Thanks Dusti

Thanks to all of you. I am glad that you liked the short story of positivism and helping attitude.

Happy Easter to you all.

Pramod
45 years Male Attorney
Diagnosed UC October 1989
Had two stage J Pouch Surgery Nov 2005 Take Down March 2006
Complications after surgery - Incisional Hernia and Ano Fistulas
"Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark."
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracl: Albert Einstein
"What you are aware of you are in control of; what you are not aware of is in control of you."
 


Bella_lostmybag
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Date Joined Dec 2008
Total Posts : 104
   Posted 4/12/2009 10:57 AM (GMT -6)   
aww that was SUCH a CUTE story! It amazed me at how things like a 17 yr old being a Christian suprised my nurses! I think having faith and using it to get through the good and bad times is essential in just everyday living..I dont have a clue how I would have got through some of the hardest times without Him. And thank you all for enjoying my little story as well as Delhi's-that was amazing! Cecilia..haha Now when I hear that song, Im going to smile bc I know your smiling =)

HAPPY EASTER!!! and as always, God Bless
17, SENIOR in high school
Dx with Ulcerative Colitis on March 18,2008
Step1 Ileostomy on Nov.19,2008..waiting on Step2 =]
"The past is history, the future is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present"

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