This is something i can only share on here to get a laugh out of it.
I was at my friends house (the two that i told) tonight. And we were eating. The guy was sitting at my feet and i was on couch and the girl was on the other couch across the room. All of a sudden he looks up at me reallly funny and says, "excuse you" and i said "what?" and he says, "you should at least say excuse me" and i was like, "for what" and he said, "it sounded like you farted"
And i just looked at him kind of funny. And he goes, "oh i guess it wasn't you, sorry" and i am still just looking at him, i said, "no it wasn't me" and the girl says, "no it wasn't her" and he is just looking so funny and says "well it sounded like it was" i said, "it can't be me, i don't do that" and he looks at me like you are crazy, and she says "She can't, remember?"
and he is still looking so confused, and i was like "yeah thats not possible, maybe it was my shoes squeaking or something" she says "it was your straw" then all of a sudden he busts out laughing (he finally remembered and understood) and then turns bright red and says, "OMG i am so embrasseed, i'm so sorry" and she and i are just laughing, and he is just bright red. And he just keeps apoligizing saying how he didnt remeber and didnt think of it, and he shouldnt have said that. And i was like really, just shut up about it.
It was just so funny. I tried to tell my husband but he didnt see the humor, lol.