just let me tell ya'll (totally OT)

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summerstorm
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   Posted 8/19/2009 7:27 PM (GMT -6)   
This has nothing to do with anything, but yall always love to hear the weird things that happen to me.
 
So yesterday i decide to mow my yard, FIRST i run my mower into the swing set, just totally not paying attention!  knocks the blades out of whack, so i just ran the other side into the porch and it fixed it, however it knocked the porch out of whack a little (shhh dont tell!)
Then after that happened i didnt notice that my blades were up so i mowed a whole lap without the blades down, and mowed half the yard with the choke out and could not figure out what was wrong wtih my mower, lol.  Ok so i look at my lines and it looks like i have been mowing drunk took me over an hour to mow what should have taken 30 minutes.
So thats over wtih, took my son to the street dance and he was having a ball, this little kid starts playing with him and thats fine, his mom is just standign there talking to me, then all of sudden i look up and the mom is turned around totally ignoring the kid!  so now ive gained another kid!!! What???
So today was when it got weird.
I get up and check my messages and this guy who is on the board i run tht i had sent a hello message to monday, it literally said, hello, sends me a message telling me that is the bright spot of his life and asking for my phone number.  WHAT???
So then i go to take stuff out to the shed, and open the door and all these lizards start jumping off the walls and ceiling at me!!!  Well im not scared of lizards but that was kind of startling!
So i get that done, then walk down to my Dads to get the truck, stop and look up to see if its gonna rain, no clouds but there is a bird, and it peed in MY EYE!!!
Now i go home, and get the trash all together and notice that there are alot of yellow jackets at oen of my porches.  Well for the last 4 days, i have been feeding my cat little cans of salmon, but the cans keep just dissapearing.  So i look around and find that the cans are under the porch and the yellow jackets are after that UGH.
Now i get in my dads truck and get ready to leave, and roll down the window and this HUGE spider comes swinging in the window on its web, then it swings back out and in and this goes on while i try to find something to kill it with.  So i am swatting at it but it wont hold still.  Well i go to get my shoe, forgetting that the car is still in drive i just have my foot on the brake, so now the car is rolling down the hill and i am swatting at a spider with my shoe (which i orginally left the house with two different shoes on) and trying to get the truck stopped too!  Finally i knock the spider off and take off on my way!
It was quite the crazy day!

Trigirl
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   Posted 8/19/2009 8:11 PM (GMT -6)   
At least it wasn't boring! I layed in bed most of the day and reading this post was totally fun.

summerstorm
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   Posted 8/19/2009 8:12 PM (GMT -6)   
lol thanks

finallyfree
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   Posted 8/19/2009 8:20 PM (GMT -6)   

Ya know Summerstorm, I've had an extremely difficult 3 mos with 5 kidney surgeries & c diff but you have made these mos soooooo much easier for me with your stories.  Thank you for always making me laugh, your life is always very interesting and so very funny:)

Looking forward to hearing more from you soon:):)

Judy


 
 
Judy
 
spleen/appendix/gall bladder-removed/endometriosis/complete hysterectomy at 29/sinus surgery/numerous allergies & asthma/chronic kidney stones/ pancreatitis 3x's/2 knee surgeries-now need replacement/bunion & 2 neuroma surgeries/shoulder surgery w/ pins-which also froze following surgery/severe adhesions & scar tissue-stomach to chest-liver to ribs-colon to pelvis/severe IBS w/ constipation/subtotal colectomy 7/08/ c difficile
 
Am now down from 17 meds a day to 8 and VERY healthy:)
 
There's always hope and things will get better :)


summerstorm
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   Posted 8/20/2009 8:17 AM (GMT -6)   
glad to help Judy!

summerstorm
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   Posted 8/20/2009 3:22 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL i think i am all three!

Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 8/21/2009 10:33 AM (GMT -6)   
I love these stories...my life seems SO DULL!

flchurchlady
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   Posted 8/22/2009 11:41 AM (GMT -6)   
I know, it's like 'when animals attack'! Glad you survived to tell the story and entertain us all... turn
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