umm this is embarassing no laughing please!!!

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summerstorm
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   Posted Yesterday 12:47 AM (GMT -6)   
Ok so i cannot even belive i am gonna ask this but i cannot figure out what to do.  This is not for young eyes btw.
 
When my husband and i have sex i wear a belly band thing aroudn my waist to cover the bag.
Ok well thats not a problem.
(this is where im getting embarassed, lol)
We got a hot tub though, and well sometimes we like to um enjoy the hottub, lol.  So i was putting the belly band around my waist and then when i took my suit off it was there.  However you know how when water gets under a shirt in the water it balloons up and makes a funnny noise?  Well the water was doing that under the belly band!  which is hardly sexy when you have a huge bubble popping up then making that farting noise to go away!
 
Soooo my question is does anyone have any suggestion on what else i could use to hide the bag?
 
PS...I know you guys are laughing!

Empy
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   Posted Yesterday 4:22 AM (GMT -6)   
How about some sort of boob tube, or is that what you call a belly band?

PS, I did laugh, but only because I've been there done that....:)

summerstorm
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   Posted Yesterday 9:22 AM (GMT -6)   
empy-a belly band is what pregnant women wear around their belly tohelp hold them up,sort of.Its like a boob tube only not as tight, which might help if it were tighter!

Nasaronron-thats a good idea, ill look into that.
 

thanks guys!

flchurchlady
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   Posted Yesterday 11:30 AM (GMT -6)   
okay, here's all you've gotta do...wear a two piece tankini into the hot tub, and when things get intimate, take the bottoms off and leave the top part on to cover it up. smilewinkgrin

summerstorm
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   Posted Yesterday 5:52 PM (GMT -6)   
the top part doesnt come down far enough and wont stay down on its on, lol.

Chasblah
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   Posted Yesterday 8:48 PM (GMT -6)   
why do you need to cover up.
I don't.
But when I first became intimate with my hub after i had surgery, I would fold the bag up as small as it would get, and tape it to my abdomen. They waterproof medical tape.
But i let it all hang out.
Chassity
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-diagnosed with severe pancolitis u/c 2002 had total colectomy 12/19/08; emergency surgery due to abscess-had to redo ileostomy and switch to left side 12/25/08; 2/15/09 found blood clot in superior mesenteric vein (prob. from inf. and surgery inflammation)
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(temporary ileostomy....maybe)

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summerstorm
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   Posted Yesterday 9:40 PM (GMT -6)   
cause if i dont cover it up it flops around and i dont like that, lol
i have to keep it tucked up in my undies i just cannot handle it flopping around, lol

i used to tape mine up like that too, but i found out it was alot of trouble each time, so i just put that thing over it

justjenjen
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   Posted Today 12:16 PM (GMT -6)   
OK--you cannot start a thread asking us not to laugh!! Have you read YOUR threads??

I don't have any suggestions for you....sorry.

pepperann27
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   Posted Today 12:43 PM (GMT -6)   
I assume your husband is ok with the bag, right? well then why hide it? it might be easier to just not hide it, in that situation
thanks, Dusti

Diagnosed with colonic inertia at 13 years old, had my colon removed.
Diagnosed with rectal inertia at 16 years old, had my rectum removed and had a jpouch made.
Diagnosed with small bowel inertia at 18 years old, and got an ileostomy wich I still have. I am 27 now.
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RobinByrd
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   Posted 8/24/2009 7:54 AM (GMT -6)   
Have you seen My Heart is Tied covers?  They are amazing, and I'm assuming you could get them wet if you wanted to. 

: )  Robin
 
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2much2bear
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   Posted 8/24/2009 9:35 AM (GMT -6)   
Well all i can say is just do it and enjoy yourself - i would just have a laugh about it - you can get fart noises anyway when being intimate out of water let along in the water!!  but i rarely go there these days....hohumx
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1997: Diagnosed IBS
2003: Pelvic floor repair surgery (rectocele/cystocele)
2006: STARR surgery for mucosal prolapse/Obstruction
2006: Diagnosed with slow transit constipation
2007: Sigmoid resection because of partial volvulus resulting in immediate colonic inertia
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summerstorm
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   Posted 8/24/2009 5:41 PM (GMT -6)   
well the noise comes from the thing i use to hold it up bubbling up around me. And its the thing moving up thats worse.
I bought a bathing suit with a skirt and im gonna cut the bottom out and tape my bag up and see how that works.

Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 8/24/2009 7:33 PM (GMT -6)   
I've been trying to think of something....but I haven't come up with anything yet!! Sounds like you found something that needs to be invented!

Trigirl
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   Posted 8/25/2009 11:00 AM (GMT -6)   
I love it!! OK I chuckled a little. I have a hot tub and will have to try it someday. The bag thing.. I have some really little ones that I think I could just tape completely over and keep tight. Will think of you when I come to that! LOL
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