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summerstorm
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   Posted 9/29/2009 11:12 PM (GMT -6)   
So yesterday, I start the day out with my son screaming like a crazy person about a coat, which you know just ruins the day. 
Then i have to go pick him up, and desperately need gas!  So i stop at the store, and realize i have forgotten my pocket book!  So i scrounge around and find 3 dollars!  So i have to walk in and get 3 dollars in gas!  How embarassing!
Then i come home and numerous other things happen to me, i dropped all the silverware (i mean ALL) on the floor, i fell over,just random stupid stuff.
So then i go to clean the bathroom and my little boy hollers that he just saw a RAT!!! Well i didnt think he actually saw anything, but was positive it wasnt a rat.   So i look around and see nothing.
Against my better judgement, since my day has gone so swimmingly, i decided to go ahead and take a shower and change my bag.  When i get out and go to pull everything off, the bag snaps off of the wafer so there is poop going all over!!!
UGH!!!
I get that cleaned up, and lay down to put my new wafer on, i stick it on and put my hand down and am fixing to cover it, when it decides to do some working, and ya'llim not lying, poop shot up in the air like a freaking gyser!!!  I was thinking, oh good lord!
Well luckily, and i have no idea how this happened, it came back straight down and landed inside the hole and didnt get a drop anywhere else!!!
Anyway, all thats over and im sitting here farming on facebook and across the living room runs the mouse!  So we chase him around, my little boy help, drug everything out trying to get to him, no luck.
Then this morning i get up go to the bathroom and am sitting there emptying my bag, and what happens?  the freaking mouse comes running right at me!  So there is nothign i can do i have tofinish emptying and all!   Get done and hunt the mouse, still no luck.
I swear, sometimes i think i should just stay in bed.
BUT i saw ROB THOMAS tonight so all is well in the world, lol.
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


summerstorm
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Date Joined Aug 2006
Total Posts : 6571
   Posted 10/3/2009 8:37 PM (GMT -6)   
we dont want to kill it!
Havent seen it since, hopefully its gone, lol.
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-

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