i hit an all time low today...

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summerstorm
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   Posted 3/5/2010 9:00 PM (GMT -6)   
So i had to go to the dump today, and of course a bag busted on the porch, a bag full of dirty cat litter, fun!
Anyway, i get to the dump, the second time, had to go twice!  And its 12 dollars.  Well i had a 5, 3 ones and 4 dollars in quarters.  I had to scrounge, they dont take debit cards and there isnt an atm between our house and the dump, lol.
Anyway, i get there and dump the trash and go to hand the man the money, and i started by handing him the quarters and saying, "im sorry i have four dollars in quarters" because its always annoying when people pay you in change.  well i guess he thought that was all the money i had, so he says, "its ok, you dont have that much anyway, dont worry about it" And i said, "no no i have the money" and its in my left hand in a crumpled mess cause i didnt have pockets, so he takes a little bit more from me.  After getting in the car i realize that this man thought i could not afford to dump my trash!  Thats bad when they take pity on you at the dump!
looking at it though, i can see why he may have thought that, we of course were dressed horriby, who dresses up to go to the dump? Michael is sitting in the truck screaming, mommy mommy im hungry!  Feed me!  And he is wearing creek boots, old sweat pants, he is covered in mud, and im wearing sandals with socks, sweat pants and a hoodie that dont match! 
So i guess from now on i will wear an evening gown when i go!
THEN on the way to maiden, dressed nicely now, i spill a drink and have to walk aroudn lookign like i peed inmy pants!
 
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


flchurchlady
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   Posted 3/5/2010 9:11 PM (GMT -6)   
HAHAHAHA That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing your comical adventures with us! tongue

Cece
Dx'd Crohn's in '99 at age 28. Proctocolectomy and permanent ileostomy in '06.
Disease-free and medicine-free since surgery and very thankful to be healthy again.


Equestrian Mom
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   Posted 3/6/2010 5:15 AM (GMT -6)   
okay summerstorm, you should put together a 'bathroom book' full of your stories! Not for those with ostomies, but for all those people that have to read while going shocked

Thanks for sharing!!
Crohn’s dx 1989
some terrible years before my
Proctocolectomy in 2008


RobinByrd
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   Posted 3/6/2010 8:58 AM (GMT -6)   

I agree...having the dump master take pity on you is quite hillarious!!!!  smilewinkgrin

smurf 


: )  Robin
 
29 year old Mommy of an amazing 2 year old and Wife for 3 years!
Dx-May 2007 Moderate/Severe Pancolitis - failed all medications
Proctocolectomy w/ permanent ileostomy on 02/06/09!!!
 
"Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open."  -Unknown


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/6/2010 9:52 AM (GMT -6)   
yes the socks with sandals and sweat pants is my glamorous look!
brown pants, gray hoodie, black socks, back sandals and a pink hat! LOL!!! I am quite the fashion statement, lol.
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


Collicat
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   Posted 3/6/2010 10:36 AM (GMT -6)   
Your stories always brighten my day!

Arundinaria
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   Posted 3/6/2010 7:13 PM (GMT -6)   
nono ou topped me again.  Ralph
When there are no more choices, tha decision is easy!


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/6/2010 11:31 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL ralph, sorry, trust me im not happy about all this weird stuff happening to me. I just dont understand why all this crazy stuff happens to me!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


justjenjen
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   Posted 3/7/2010 2:12 PM (GMT -6)   
Gosh, when I started reading it I thought YOUR bag busted when you were on the porch....and then I thought....why is there cat litter in her bag?!?! Yep, I'm kinda blond. Funny story and great outfit!! If I only I had your fashion sense!! LOL!

summerstorm
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   Posted 3/7/2010 9:20 PM (GMT -6)   
ROFL! thats great! No it snowed really hard the other day, and i had to clean the litter box, so i just put teh whole box in a bag and stuck it on the porch, because i didnt wnat to go out in the snow, lazy i know, lol. And i forgot about it. Well i was cleaning the car and looked over and saw it everywhere, and i was like oh crap! so i had to clean it up! it wouldnt have been as bad if it was my bag! cause that was from two cats, lol.
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/12/2010 12:25 PM (GMT -6)   
i know!!! im straight off the paris runways!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-


summerstorm
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   Posted 3/12/2010 8:58 PM (GMT -6)   
of course!
you know the fashion ones!
UC for 8 years, before finally kicking its butt and having a permanent ileostomy April 17 2007! 
-I have gone to find myself, if i get back before i return, keep me here-

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