I got "felt up" going into a Niners game. The lady frisking me definitely felt it, but she didn't say anything, probably because it's soft, and not hard like a beer bottle or a gun or whatever it is they're looking for! My husband was bummed, he thought he could use me to sneak in beers, but nope, I still get groped.
I have to admit, I wanted the Rockies to win. One of the kids on the team went to the High School I work for.