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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/22/2008 7:12 AM (GMT -7)   
 Now I thought I would be sweet and make egg salad for Howie's lunch today as the weather is alot warmer and he likes it so much..and some for Deviled eggs..Cait's fav......
WELL I was sitting here doing threads after putting eggies on with plenty of water and I kept telling self ...."self....remember you have eggies on" so ...... I carried on doing threads and then heard this LOUD bang jumped outta my skin for crud sakes had no clue what it was  eyes
 
Till I got upstairs and then I see that what I didnt want to happen of course HAPPENED.......
OHHHHHHHHHH that smell .........eggs blowed up now no eggies for egg salad eggs all over stove and the smell is almost choking me....... skull
 
Is something telling me I cant be sweet .lol..or is it that I cant boil a bleeding egg???
I so wanted to scream being the OCDer I am with the mess and cry too BUT instead I nearly piddled me pants laughing so loud I woke Howie up and prolly neighbors too ..........
 
Patches our cat ran and hid .......and I had to move birds from the kitchen..squaking like crazy
GEESSHHHHHHHHH I had all housework done.........HAD
Start all over again and now Howie will get a PB and J sandwich for lunch devil ....just kidding.......and now need to go get more eggies.......
 
**gives new meaning to phrase " Egg On Face " doesnt it ........ROGLMBO
 
Remember folks when it all seems like it will never end ........it will ............
Never ever STOP laughing at yourself ... seriously ........even go and make faces in the mirror at yourself I do it all the time lol......CERTIFIABLE i am ........
Please do share if you have something or you can always let me be the only "ding a ling"
 
Luvs to all and lots of laughter                   yeah               yeah
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   Posted 4/22/2008 7:27 AM (GMT -7)   

OMG, I have done the "let's blow up the eggies too". Pan and eggs all went into garbage.  The first frozen pumpkin pie I bought I defrosted it and served it.................yuck, I did not know I was suppose to bake it. 

Handy woman that I am I once decided to buy and install a lovely new toilet seat.  The old seat had rusty bolts and I so wanted to show my hubby how handy I was, I got a hammer and whacked at one of the rusty bolts.  Yup I cracked the whole ceramic toilet and water was leaking.  I was sopping up water and tears when he got home from work.

Used a ketchup bottle to close my car trunk one day as my hands were full and yes I put a dent in my new little car.  Looked like a hail dent.

My favorite snafu.............I went on a 7 day cruise and forgot to pack my underwear.............now there are no Targets or Walmarts on the high seas.

LOL, we do silly things and your right big Sis, we have to laugh at ourselves.

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Miss Magnolia
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   Posted 4/22/2008 7:31 AM (GMT -7)   
You are my kind of ladies. I am forever pulling goofs too. Thanks for the giggle!
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/22/2008 7:43 AM (GMT -7)   
LIL sis
STOP
You are killing me with laughter
I have so many snaffus I cannot even count
The one that really sticks out and Cait will NEVER let me live it down was when I was really sick had teeth out ( dentures) and I lost my top plate.......had to borrow my moms...yes they fit but were bigger teeth so looked like Mr Ed the horse..
Anyways about a week later Cait finds them in the refrigerator
OF ALL PLACES...........
Dont even begin to ask or wonder why the fridge I have yet to figure that one out

NO UNDERWEAR.........
NO wonders I luvs ya your as nutty as I am............Big sis out to make more snaffus

Miss Magnolia....C'Mon share with us I am sure you have had a few ............LOL

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Miss Magnolia
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   Posted 4/22/2008 8:08 AM (GMT -7)   
I was having lunch with a friend of mine once, who was like a little brother to me, in a nice restaurant and I got up to go to the bathroom and I came back, sat at the booth, started talking and when I looked up it was a strange man. I was sitting in the wrong booth.

Thanksgiving morning a couple of years ago my niece had given me a recipe for a corn casserole, it had corn and cheese and cornbread in it, so I mixed all the ingredients and went to my pantry and took out my box of Jiffy cornbread mix, opened it and dumped it in and started mixing it with a spoon only to find huge purple things in my mix. I had accidently mixed in blueberry muffin mix.

I have a top plate that I wear, and not long ago I got in my car and was on my way to work, and realized I didn’t have my teeth in so I had to call my office and tell them I forgot my teeth and went home and put them in.

What is it Jimmy Buffett says, "If we don't laugh, we'll all go insane"? lol


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Post Edited (Miss Magnolia) : 4/22/2008 9:11:19 AM (GMT-6)


crying
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   Posted 4/22/2008 1:09 PM (GMT -7)   
OH MY FIDDLE FADDLE!!! Eggs can Explode???

I didnt know that, I dont like eggs so I dont really ever fix those nasty smelling things, lol
But I never knew they could turn into Stink Bombs!
Puttin' the Fun in Dis-fun-ction!


crying
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   Posted 4/22/2008 1:18 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah   yeah yeah yeah
 
Oh my stomach hurts from laughing about the teeth thing.
 
My mom also has a top plate, When we all had went to vist my brother who at the time lived 14 hours away, my brother chose to grill out steak and hamburgers for all of us, well my mom the clever one! took her teeth out and sat them on the tin foil from her baked potato, She forgot she sat them there and after eating she threw them out with the trash.
And some how she can sit back and laugh about it.
 
A couple months ago I took my son to preschool and when I got there the teacher said she loved my shoes, I looked down and I had 2 different shoes on!
 
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/23/2008 5:09 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL.see I told ya Miss Magnolia ya had some snaffus in the closet.....
I had a really good laugh especialy now I know I am not the only one with the teeth thing........ROFLMBO

Crying....thanks for posting that one....in the trash OMG......it had to have been hilarious but I am sure she was embarssed or maybe she has a good sense of ha ha
I am glad to know others have snaffu's as well and are not worried about posting them
Yes we have to laugh or go insane with depression and many tears..........

Keep em coming

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Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 4/23/2008 11:40:10 AM (GMT-6)


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   Posted 4/23/2008 8:22 AM (GMT -7)   
I too didn't know that eggs could explode - I hate eggs so don't do anything with them very often except to make egg salad for hubby once in a while, just to be nice.  But I will definitely make sure they don't explode!!
 
This is more of an embarrasing moment than a snafu, but I'm going to share it any way because it still makes me laugh...
 
One day our power went out for some reason or other and I needed to do some laundry.  Well, I asked my husband the stupidest question there could be.  "Do you think it would be okay if I did a load of wash?"  Well, duh - can't do it without power.  This was several years ago and he STILL won't let me live it down and he shares that story with others whenever he gets the chance.  UGH!  But it makes me laugh.
 
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/23/2008 10:44 AM (GMT -7)   
OH ya betcha they can explode and the smell is enough to drive away a skunk no kidding........
It was something I have never to try agin
Howie can do the eggies and I will make the egg salad........lol

Sis you sniffy thing would have been blown away mine was for sure almost was puking from it

Sorry I was so quick this am had a rough night and then strated the cd flare vomitting and the old D was getting to me
Hoping to yak with you later or in the am when you get up
Lucky you ....why are kids out of school..??

Take care and be well..
Luvs sis


C'mon I know there are more of ya out there
Fess up.....Roflmbo

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Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 4/25/2008 8:10:24 AM (GMT-6)


Miss Magnolia
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   Posted 4/23/2008 2:51 PM (GMT -7)   

Just two days ago, I opened my freezer and sitting there was a huge jar of peanut butter, frozen solid and the first thing I thought was that my husband must be losing his mind. He happened to be in the kitchen and I said "Poppy, you put the peanut butter in the freezer????" He said "no, you made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich yesterday, remember?"

I forgot I had made the sandwich so it was me who did it.


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percycat
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   Posted 4/23/2008 4:27 PM (GMT -7)   
My oopsies are about food in my car:

One winter I bought some grapefruits at the grocery store and somehow let them fall out onto the floor in the back seat where they got covered by other stuff. I wasn't real good at keeping the car tidy, since I was single, so I never realized they were there. Months later, I'm wondering why the car has such a stench... (The floor still had a sort of bleached out spot when I retired that car.)

I grew up in the middle of the country, so I didn't - and still don't - know much about the ocean. For a while, I lived not too far from the East Coast, so I decided to go to the Atlantic one March. Lots of conch shells had washed up from a rough storm the day before, so I gathered three grocery bags full and put them in the trunk. I figured I'd get them out later and wash them off at my leisure. Two weeks later, after lots of warm weather, I'm again wondering about the car's stench. I didn't realize that the shells still had occupants when I picked them up. Most of the putrid shells got tossed as far into the back lot as I could heave them.

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   Posted 4/23/2008 7:36 PM (GMT -7)   
This is a great thread.  We ARE all human.  My most recent "have to laugh at myself moment" was this past weekend:
 
Looking for the tub of butter in the fridge Sunday morning and finding my dirty plate there and knowing I had used the butter the night before for dinner. I found the tub of butter in the dishwasher.

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   Posted 4/23/2008 11:50 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh! Many giggles!! What stories! I thought I was the only drongo who couldn't boil an egg or forget my undies!!!
Dianne..the dishwasher? you crack me up bella, please keep sharing and making our days that bit much better (big smiles)
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/25/2008 7:18 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG
It is so great to laugh at selves and have a good polite laugh at others knowing we are all making snaffu's

Was running a hot tubby last night after lawyer visit ( which was hades) and I have no hearing in Left ear Cait wasnt here forgot the dang time again then wham outta chair I get hobble up steps and OF course I had a tub and a few tubs for the neightbors
By the dang time I was done mopping up the bleeding water that was everywhere even out to hall carpet I was certinly ready for the NICE normal amount of tubby...HOT that was supposed to be
Almost warm as I kinda lost plenty of hot water.........

Ahh if only ya could have heard me screaming at myself ........I am sure real sure some neighbor is gonna call the police and have me taken away to looney bin soon


Great snaffus all

More plz

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   Posted 4/25/2008 9:09 AM (GMT -7)   

OK, so I don't always follow the rules............my hubby and I went to Michigan UP in October back a few years ago and had the honeymoon suite.  There in the middle of the bedroom was a huge jacuzzi...............the sign said no product to be added to water except what the hotel provided.

Yeah right, you know I bought some wonderful scented bubble bath from Vicky's Secret and I put a generous amount into water as tub filled.  Now you must fill a jacuzzi as high as possible right? My generous amount of bubble bath was increased by a little more cuss I want to be sure I have bubbles.

I turned on the motor and OMG, the bubbles kept rising and rising as I am trying to scoop them out..........they are floating in the air. Now I have the giggles cuss I cannot figure out how to turn it off quickly.

Ever heard of a bubble dancer................. yeah

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   Posted 4/26/2008 2:35 AM (GMT -7)   
Hehe, oh dear...the number of times I've messed up when cooking eggs! It's good to laugh about it :-)

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   Posted 4/26/2008 7:55 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG
LIl sis
I honestly did the same dang thing about 20 yrs ago with a product from Avon sweet honesty bubble stuff
I have never seen so many bloody bubbles was sure I wrecked the dang Jacuzzi........LOL

WE do do some wild things dont we........

** Thouht I would be a Smart arse at "Big Al's Biker Pig Roast" the second yr I went and I had to "PROVE " I could handle "Biker Beans".

WELLLLLLLLL 2 bites later the sweat literally pouring down face and not long after I was in the Johnny for sure cramps and I will NEVER ever tell anyone I can eat them
DANG they burnt yer tongue and lips for crud sakes

LESSON well learned Howie though it was fnny he eats that kinda stuff all the time ....... Luvs Big sis .

Great stories and I am glad you know about the eggies too mynameis........STINKY POO

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stkitt
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   Posted 4/26/2008 11:12 AM (GMT -7)   

My great brother-in-law , my husband and I were riding motorcycles in down-town after having a few wee drinks of the brew.   This was in 1970, no more drinking and driving.

Well my dear BIL came up to the stop sign ahead of us and stopped.  He did not put his feet down.

I can still see the shock on my hubby and my faces thow now we laugh about it.

Don't drink and ride motorcycles either.
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   Posted 4/26/2008 11:29 AM (GMT -7)   
This is soooo coool, I think that we should do something like this on depression... I think I will bring it up to the other mods. Laughter is the best medicine you know.

I will think of something that I did... I am sure that I have done my share of snaffus, just don't have a brain right now. But have enough of one to get a kick out of yours...

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   Posted 4/26/2008 9:05 PM (GMT -7)   

Thanks Karen, it is fun and I am sure if I thought I dare I could share some work ones too but you have to have a bit of a warped sense of humor to laugh at some of them.

I know I have made a gazillion snafus in my life.  I love to laugh at myself thow.  I crack my self up sort of like Lyn's eggies.

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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/27/2008 8:59 AM (GMT -7)   
Yes Karen it is great to put out there the things you have done and know in your heart you are not being JUDGED nor laughed at maliciously but in all good spirit...........

I was not thinking this thread would catch on at first to be honest but I am sure glad it has

Think think think ( winnie the pooh) lol and then come back and post something k

I would try a thread like this in depression it just might make them a lil less depressed and get them able to laugh at selves and others...........GO for it .....IMHO

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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/27/2008 9:00 AM (GMT -7)   
Lil sis

I have shock on my face but I know you dont drink and drive no more on bike or in car

OMG...it is truly a miracle he didnt get in twoubles..........

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   Posted 4/27/2008 9:10 AM (GMT -7)   

Big Sis,

No I do not drink with all the meds I take and I am careful of driving when I have meds on board that may impair my judgements. I will get my hubby to drive.  I quit  drinking when my Michael came along in 1972. My thing is ice cream. :-)
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/29/2008 8:05 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL....Same here...........I am back on the Caramel Sundaes..was losing too much weight

Funnily enough I find at 54 I cannot ride a bicycle as well as I use too ...hmmmmmmmmmm what could that be I wonder.............

Now give ne a Harley and I am " Good To Go"

Luv the sharing going on.........More plz..........

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