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Everyone do jump in as Cowboy has posted. :)
Post Edited By Moderator (stkitt) : 12/7/2008 9:47:05 AM (GMT-7)
HAY HAY we not go yet, I stole IIII mean borrowed (yes that's it borrowed) big front end loader last night and looky at beach we have big mountain of sand just for mazzy's sand castle oh well but Cowboy still want to climb bridge and have lots of that sea food K
Hey Big Sis, Stoke the fires and I will throw in some more tombstone Pizzas, don't let the word Tombstone throw ya Cowboy.
Yes, Cowboy, where did you learn those moves, did you go to Arthur Murray Dance Studio? Cowboy is our official Rhinestone Cowboy. Yeeee haaaa little doggie.
Meg and Maz your country is gorgeous. We want to see it all.
A sand castle, yes, why not, I want to be a maid in waiting.........what does a maid in waiting do by the way? I said waiting, not weighting. No I did not say wading either.
Oh I want to share a secret, don't tell a soul. Cappie/Big Sis has feety jammies with Pooh Bears on them. So don't let her sleep walk and leave the building...........or we will have to check all the homes to see where they have taken her........lol.
Ben, you can really bust the moves. I love watching you dance the night away. You should be dancing, yeah.
Nanners and Betsy, weren't those Grannie panties I gave you, new ones, just oh so comfortable and roomy. Nanners your color was Sassy Silver and Betsy, yours were Tangy Tangerine.
Now Meg and Maz, you really need to teach us how to do that dance ya all call the Kangaroo Hop. We will teach you are Chicken Dance.
Hey Big Sis, get out your Cannuck-kulele and play us a tune.
Alright bring on the big machinery and build us a sand mountain, Cowboy. Build it as big as you can and have it so high it will touch the sky.
So let's make the most of this beautiful day, Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Your one and only, Mrs Kitt
Nanners, run, faster, run into the ocean. Ben wants to kill us by shaking us up doing a Scottish Jig. Don't make me laugh, I will piddle in the grannies.
Ben, Arguably Australia's most well known beach, Bondi Beach is a mecca for tourists, lifesavers, surfers and sun worshippers. Bondi is a definitive example of Sydney's city beach culture being only a few minutes drive from the city. Bondi Beach is home to the Bondi Surf Bathers, the oldest life saving club in Australia established in 1906, Bondi's beach-centric reputation is long established.
Now you need a board.........Ron Jon's Surf boards in Cocoa Beach, Florida. I have been there many a times. I picked out a board for you, it is a beaut.....9' 1" Ron Jon Big Kahuna Balsa Surfboard. I will pick it up for ya, it is a mere $6,000.00 USD
I have to take the carpet and run up and get some more stuff, beach toys, no I said toys Maz, not boys.
Cowboy, you need anything, I think there is a Tack and Saddle shop just down the beach from Ron Jons. I can see Cape Kennedy as I fly into Cocoa Beach.
Get your wet suits on..........I will be back in one hour.
CAPPIE...stoke the fire and throw in some more pizzas. Megs, better make sure you get your veggie pizza inline. Love this anxiety free land down under.
Kitt, Co-Moderator: Anxiety/Panic & Depression& GERD Forums*~*
Ok ladies Ben and got the whole wind thing figured out now, I just hope Ben remembers so we will not pee in the front of the carpet and will now do it in the back at mack 3 K
Kitt I got some crabs, shrimp and lobsters (just don't ask K) Cowboy likes lots of butter with mine please Kitt
Ben we got some time before Kitt get back now I will show you how to do the lasso K, now Ben it is all in the hands just look at my hands now and there it go's now pull tight got it, ok I show you one more time Ben see that sweet looking Aussie chick coming now just watch my hands Ben and let it go and pull back Why hello there sweet thing here Ben now you try I'll be back later K.
BEN WHAT HAPPEN???? dude you got two black eyes Ok Ben tell me what happened oh that big guy over there hit you when you roped his chick and now you want me to hit him eh, Ok Ben tell you what I'll go have a look around, Ah here we go a poisonous snake Ben you go and talk to him and when I tell you to kick him in to gonads as I snick up behind him and put the snake down his mankini NOW BEN KICK HIM HARD AND RUN!!!!!!!
Oh crap, the Coppers got me, Ben keep running dude and have the girls bail me out. Ok Dan-o book me (hours go by) JESS IT"S about TIME y'all got me out of here as My cell mate was starting to think I'm sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh thank you girls for getting me out and just in the nick of time
Post Edited (freezinginAK) : 12/8/2008 11:17:27 PM (GMT-7)
Post Edited (stkitt) : 12/10/2008 9:44:47 AM (GMT-7)
NO NO Cowboy not steel seafood, Cowboy got them from some kid diving for them got us lots of seafood for us all to eat then he when back for more and big shark got him just not want y'all to know that or no one will go into water and have fun K
But Cowboy whet back to the big house to get my things back, and coppers told me your check was no good so Cowboy had to pay the 500 dollars bail K
But I think the coppers are looking for you girls now for the bad check just forgot to tell you
Come on Ben lets eat lot of food for us now HE HE HE
Cappie paid with one of those credit cards you get in the mail offers to sign up. She had a whole pocket book full of them. It sound like a good idea to me when I heard about it.
Not to worry Big Sis, Lil Sis tough and will handle coppers with batting my baby blues and let a tear slide down my cheek.
Damsel in distress scene. So big guys we will be there for dinner.........you going to boil them there lobsters. I hope one pinches you on the tush before you drop him in the water. I hate the way they squeal when they hit that hot water.
Sharks huh. you mean those sweet little fishy with big teeth. I hope it was a great white.
Now I have to deal with the coppers...............Maz will vouch for us.
I watch CSI, no problems.
I got my plastic badge.
Oh my goodness!! I turn my back and the police are calling me about these Rogue tourists down at Bondi!! (Ben and Maz..what are we going to do..? They think we call them "coppers" lol)
Now who has those credit cards hmm....hand them over..snip..snip!
The great white shark..they are mostly found in the southern states so we are safe...just watch out for the bluebottle jellyfish..there is only one way to get the sting to stop and our Cowboy and Ben are the only ones with that skill!! ROFLMBO!!!
Oh gosh...that would certainly get you all re-aressted. No peeing @ the beach..only in the water.. Lobster pizza? Oh boy.
GG, it's okay, you are safe now. We can all put on our footsie PJ's and Kitt will make us some s'mores around the campfire..Cowboy, if you will do the honours..
I've missed you all (I was kite-surfing and went all the way to NZ - oops !!!) I did bring back a baby Kiwi though..isn't it cute? What shall we call him?