Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 12/26/2008 2:54:36 PM (GMT-7)
my 2nd day of teaching, i was wearing a new skirt- very cool with different length layers. i went downstairs to the staff ladies room at lunch, and then had to walk through the main quad and up 2 flights of stairs to get back to my staffroom. boys were wolf whistleing at me, kids calling out "miss you are sexy!" and (i was 25) i started thinking YEAH! i still have it!
got back to the staffroom where annoying work experience boy asked me if my skirt was "meant to look like that?" i gave him a lecture about fashion and how the different lengths of layers were cool. he replied "no, i mean is your skirt meant to be tucked into your undies?"
OMG! i swivelled around to see that yes indeed, my black lacy underwear was on show for the whole school to see (and as i am 6ft tall) i was showing a WHOLE lotta leg. one of the layers was tucked into my undies (thank goodness it wasnt washing day and i wasnt wearing big old grandma undies) but sheesh- ive never lived that one down. work experience boy became a teacher and he likes to remind me of my 'fashion tips' day, three years ago.
that right there is MY jellyfish story. now come on, spill!
p.s story number #2
teaching a particularly obnoxious yr9 class where the boys were being rude and showing off etc. i bawled them out, had a bit of a yell, and meant to say, (for the big finale) "No one thinks you are smart, OR funny!"
However, it came out like this: "No one thinks you are Fart, or Smunny!"
oh the shame- it totally ruined my big spiel.
no, go ahead and laugh at me! i deserve it! i was SO patronising to work experience boy, i was downright rude, and all he was trying to do was carefully point out that my rump was on display!
the horror............................................................. lol
I am ROFLMBO........I crack me up, butt..........get it. You should start wearing granny panties, less revealing. LOL.
I walked out of restaurant restroom and back to my table with toilet paper stuck to my shoe and streaming out behind me.
Bet no one knew where I had just been?
Yes I am still laughing with ya.
* I swear my spelling looks more n more like igpay atinlay oremay and oremay
Hey hey hey
YOU oldies will know that stuffs
Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 12/26/2008 5:20:21 PM (GMT-7)
Does your family laugh at you when you fall down. Mine do. I have a tendency to stub my toe and fall on my face very gracefully.
I feel like Abbot and Costello and Kittklutz.
I fell down in San Francisco on the main sidewalk on Fisherman's wharf. The people were kind, they were tugging at my arms and legs trying to get me out of the way and my friends laughed so hard they could not help............of course I stormed off down the street to be friends with such insensitive people.
Always willing to entertain...............need a klutz for your next party.
Call 1-800-Klutz.............I even saw it on the wall in a bathroom stall.
Kitt, Co-Moderator: Anxiety/Panic & Depression& GERD Forums*~*
more n more like igpay atinlay oremay and oremay
LOL, love it. We could start a forum , The Klutz Klub.
I was in a Kohl's brand new store and they had the slippery when wet tile floors. It was November and my friend and I were celebrating my birthday. I had on my brand new kick butt black leather boots............it was snowing outside so bottom of boots were wet.
We walked into the store and down I went on one knee.........my friend said "Get up quick before anyone sees you" I laughed as all stores have the video cams..............
Nothing like a loving friend.
I still love black leather boots even if I walk with a limp LOL.....she giggles.
I believe the carpet is at a New Year's party and left us behind tonight.
Sorry it was me I took the carpet out for a joy ride, I'm on my way back now lol