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Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/26/2008 2:32 PM (GMT -7)   
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tongue  I thought since we have sooooo many new peeps that have got to have these JFBD's at least once in awhile and it would be a kick for them to read and perhaps post in here
 
 
It started with  a Story ( true) about someone Shell knew that to make a long story short had a jellyfish  attached to Butt literally lol yeah
 
C'Mon peeps fess up here is where you can tell anything at all your most embarrising or worst day of your life so far
 
This is good to get it out believe me I think I was number 1 poster on this for a few days.............
Thankfully Shell Rosie and Wednesday had their super heroe JFBD suits on ( looking really good I might add lol) to help us out and get the beggars tongue , kept them busy we did so lets see how many fess up and talk about their JFBD
 
tongue      nono        yeah        nono       tongue       yeah          yeah               eyes  
  anything  goes here anything at all               devil  
 
be well and post away please ...........laughter is great for us all 
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   Posted 12/26/2008 2:35 PM (GMT -7)   
YOu can post your most embarrassing things here believe me

WE had this thread yrs ago and it was up to 8 or 10 THREADS foggy about that lol

BUT we had fun with it too

Love to see LIl sis in a Jellyfish Suit
SHE is a JF HERO in MY eyes

Love big sis

Luvs
Sis
Lyn
S.I.S.


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Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 12/26/2008 2:54:36 PM (GMT-7)


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   Posted 12/26/2008 2:48 PM (GMT -7)   

my 2nd day of teaching, i was wearing a new skirt- very cool with different length layers. i went downstairs to the staff ladies room at lunch, and then had to walk through the main quad and up 2 flights of stairs to get back to my staffroom. boys were wolf whistleing at me, kids calling out "miss you are sexy!" and (i was 25) i started thinking YEAH! i still have it!

got back to the staffroom where annoying work experience boy asked me if my skirt was "meant to look like that?" i gave him a lecture about fashion and how the different lengths of layers were cool. he replied "no, i mean is your skirt meant to be tucked into your undies?"

OMG! blush blush   i swivelled around to see that yes indeed, my black lacy underwear was on show for the whole school to see (and as i am 6ft tall) i was showing a WHOLE lotta leg. one of the layers was tucked into my undies (thank goodness it wasnt washing day and i wasnt wearing big old grandma undies) but sheesh- ive never lived that one down. work experience boy became a teacher and he likes to remind me of my 'fashion tips' day, three years ago.

 

that right there is MY jellyfish story. now come on, spill!


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   Posted 12/26/2008 2:51 PM (GMT -7)   

p.s story number #2

 

teaching a particularly obnoxious yr9 class where the boys were being rude and showing off etc. i bawled them out, had a bit of a yell, and meant to say, (for the big finale) "No one thinks you are smart, OR funny!"

However, it came out like this: "No one thinks you are Fart, or Smunny!"

 

oh the shame- it totally ruined my big spiel.


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   Posted 12/26/2008 2:57 PM (GMT -7)   
devil ..........OMG
.........NOT laughing AT you but I sure am Laughing
I have had that happen once and once was enough for me .......... redface
 
,.......THanks Maz.........
......Love your JFBD"s stories.......
    Thanks for sharing and getting this ole babe to laugh smilewinkgrin

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   Posted 12/26/2008 3:01 PM (GMT -7)   

no, go ahead and laugh at me! i deserve it! i was SO patronising to work experience boy, i was downright rude, and all he was trying to do was carefully point out that my rump was on display!

the horror............................................................. lol


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   Posted 12/26/2008 3:43 PM (GMT -7)   
roflmbo. . . Poor Maz. . . I'm sorry but you are a very descriptive person (that's why I've said you should be a writer several times :)

Just the other day I was in the parking lot of the store all bundled up like Ralphie's little brother in "A Christmas Story." So I was hobbling along with my cane and I started sliding and could not stop. . . I tried to use my cane to stop me but ended up spinning in circles flapping my arms up and down like a retarded seagull until I crashed against the dumpster that had a half shed over it causing snow/ice to cascade down. . . Oh, my! I just started laughing hysterically while half the people in the parking lot was coming to help me up. A few of them were looking at me kind of funny because I probably seemed pretty crazy to them at this point, and when they realized I was not hurt they just started laughing along with me. . . If it's not one thing it's another with me :) lol
 
tongue   This is a good one Lyn. . . the tears are rolling down now tongue
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   Posted 12/26/2008 5:07 PM (GMT -7)   

Maz,

I am ROFLMBO........I crack me up,  butt..........get it.  You should start wearing granny panties, less revealing.  LOL.

I walked out of restaurant restroom and back to my table with toilet paper stuck to my shoe and streaming out behind me.

Bet no one knew where I had just been?  shocked

Yes I am still laughing with ya.

Kitt devil


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   Posted 12/26/2008 5:15 PM (GMT -7)   
devil ........NOW didnt I SAY we needed some laughter and we are gonna get by the Zues.heh
 
WE cannot wallow all the time
YES a/P and depression kicks ya in the gasket but ya know what we can get back on up and kick in the assket just as bad or even worse'
 
 
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I am so glad
Decided to bring this back to the board we did have a blast with it even on our bad days and believe you me I had quite a few of them lol
LIL SIS you are so Classy
Toilet paper on yer shoes nono
 
NOPE...........no one woulda guessed devil .....Love big sis
 
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BRO glad you are laughing well crying whata sight that must have  been almostr as bad as me going ass over tea kettle on the bike ....no not harley

* I swear my spelling looks more n more like igpay atinlay oremay and oremay

 

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Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 12/26/2008 5:20:21 PM (GMT-7)


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   Posted 12/26/2008 5:33 PM (GMT -7)   

Does your family laugh at you when you fall down.  Mine do.  I have a tendency to stub my toe and fall on my face very gracefully.

I feel like Abbot and Costello and Kittklutz.

I fell down in San Francisco on the main sidewalk on Fisherman's wharf.  The people were kind, they were tugging at my arms and legs trying to get me out of the way and my friends laughed so hard they could not help............of course I stormed off down the street to be friends with such insensitive people.

Always willing to entertain...............need a klutz for your next party.

idea   Call 1-800-Klutz.............I even saw it on the wall in a bathroom stall.

tongue     tongue     turn      tongue     nono      tongue      smhair


 

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   Posted 12/26/2008 5:56 PM (GMT -7)   
Howlyncat said...

more n more like igpay atinlay oremay and oremay

 

Hey hey hey

YOU oldies will know that stuffs

major props to you Lyn for bringing back 'pig latin'! my yr7 kids use it to swear all the time- they think they invented it!
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   Posted 12/26/2008 8:47 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah  Oh, yeah!!!  The pig latin is cracking me up! 
 
 
I'll never forget the time I was running down the hill when I was a kid to the bus and took a nose dive right into the mud and slid the rest of the way to the stop!!!  Ms. Forrester opened the door and asked if I needed help, while all the kids were looking at me and laughing. . . I was so mortified I ran back to the house and my grandmother started laughing when I came in and then I went to the bathroom and I literally had mud from my hair tips to my toes, lol. . . My hair was sticking up like an old rooster and my eyes were about the only thing not brown on me tongue
Oh, I could tell you many more stories. . . I'm a walking Klutz :) lol
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   Posted 12/27/2008 9:43 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't feel bad Skitt you aren't the only clutz on the board. I am one too. I remember we were going out to a happy hour a few years back and I thought I looked all cute in the my little outfit and cute shoes. Walking along minding my own business, when whooopppp there go my feet flying in front of me and my lovely "granny panties" flashing for all to see. My two girlfriends on either side of me quickly picked me up and straightened me out, but we were all cracking up while doing so:)

I swear I would trip over an ant in my path, I am such a clutz.
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   Posted 12/27/2008 10:01 AM (GMT -7)   

LOL, love it.  We could start a forum , The  Klutz Klub.

I was in a Kohl's brand new store and they had the slippery when wet tile floors. It was November and my friend and I were celebrating my birthday.  I had on my brand new kick butt black leather boots............it was snowing outside so bottom of boots were wet.

We walked into the store and down I went on one knee.........my friend said "Get up quick before anyone sees you"  smhair I laughed as all stores have the video cams..............

Nothing like a loving friend.  cool

I still love black leather boots even if I walk with a limp LOL.....she giggles.

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   Posted 12/27/2008 11:14 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi

I was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago and got to the dancing stage and had sunk a few beers, anyway i was talking to a girl at the bar and commented that she was wearing a very nice dress but had she noticed that two other girls were waring the same dress and asked if she was a bit embarrassed about this to which she replied " I am one of the bridesmaids" it was then me who was very embarrassed .

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   Posted 12/27/2008 12:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Lol. . . Nanners I like the "tripping on a ant in the path" :) Speaking of granny panties, where is the Magic Carpet? lol

Kitt, I love my friends also that keep me laughing. . . It is fun. . . the "Klutz Klub" also sounds promising!

Ben, don't feel bad because I do stuff like that all the time trying to make small talk when I'm nervous. . . It never seem to come out of my mouth right, lol. I guess that's one of the reasons I like to write :)
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   Posted 12/31/2008 8:26 AM (GMT -7)   
THANKS ALL

IO surely needed the laughter today

Yes I use to know what mom n dad were talking about all the time even though they spoke a few pig latins

EX......Igpay atinaly
..........Piazig liazig
Polivig lolivatin
Piaz Liaz

ROFLMBO
I remember them all

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   Posted 12/31/2008 10:54 PM (GMT -7)   

I believe the carpet is at a New Year's party and left us behind tonight.

Kaptin Hook


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Lol, I hate it when that happens :)

Darnit!
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  Sorry it was me I took the carpet out for a joy ride, I'm on my way back now lol

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   Posted 1/1/2009 4:00 AM (GMT -7)   
     devil              devil               devil                  devil                      devil                     devil
.........GET On back with that thing will ya '
.....WE have to go get our Ben from France......
I knows where he is ............... turn
 
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   Posted 1/1/2009 4:30 AM (GMT -7)   
cry .....WELL
......This silly ole bag thought she was in a/p fixing a post
'I wasnt I was in depression and wow did I get that messed up
Sorry lil sis N
Karen
Totallly accidental
 
YOU Both have MY permission to stick them Jelly fish's on me bu tocks k
  
I WAS having a great start to ther first day of 2009
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
SO SORRY
I goin to dog house now k
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