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ashleyf3
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   Posted 1/14/2009 7:23 AM (GMT -7)   
Laughing is good for us so thought I would share:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK U P A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Blessings,
Leah

Nanners
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   Posted 1/14/2009 8:00 AM (GMT -7)   
I love those, thanks for sharing. My favorites are the last two!!
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SleepyBug
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   Posted 1/14/2009 11:53 AM (GMT -7)   
oh my gosh, these are hilarious!!! thank you so much for posting this! (and i hope you don't mind that i shared these with everyone over on the fibro forum? i made sure to credit them to you!)
love and hugs
~danielle

this being human is a guest house.
every morning a new arrival-a joy, a depression, a meanness,
some momentary awarenewss comes as an unexpected visitor.
welcome and entertain them all!
even if they're a crowd of sorrows, who violently sweep your house empty of its furniture,still, treat each guest honorably
he may be clearing you out for some new delight.
~rumi


ashleyf3
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   Posted 1/14/2009 12:13 PM (GMT -7)   
Feel free to share! Just wanted to make everyone smile - I know laughter helps me get through the bad days :-)

Blessings to all,
Leah

ocean1
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   Posted 1/14/2009 2:23 PM (GMT -7)   
I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing and crying.  This is just TOO FUNNY.  Thank you so much for giving me a laugh today.  Laughter is the best medicine.  I'm writing these into "positive" journal.

Diane
LET US BE GRATEFUL TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE US HAPPY. 
THEY ARE THE CHARMING GARDENERS WHO MAKE OUR SOULS BLOSSOM.

Anxiety 2007; IBS 2004; Chronic Hives 2002.  Medications:  Allegra, Zantac, Xanax, Darvocet.


percycat
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   Posted 1/14/2009 2:27 PM (GMT -7)   
Leah,

I laughed out loud reading those. Fortunately, nobody's looking at me funny.... I loved 1, 2, and 12!

To go with #13, about the kids, I saw this on a refrigerator magnet recently:
"We've child-proofed the house...but they keep getting in."

Thanks for the cheering laughs.

percycat

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Hibee
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   Posted 1/14/2009 2:40 PM (GMT -7)   
Excellent very funny No.14 had me laughing for ages.

Thank you

gilly-love
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   Posted 1/14/2009 3:59 PM (GMT -7)   
I had to ring my horrible x-hubby to tell him that one, I knew he would appreciate it and I know he will actually go and do everyone of hem. haha! Gillxx
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