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   Posted 5/17/2009 10:18 AM (GMT -6)   
I really think we are lacking in some humor so here you go.
This is a letter from Grandma. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved good bye to all those brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after
all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma
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   Posted 5/17/2009 3:52 PM (GMT -6)   

I have been given the Hawaiian Good Luck sign many times...especailly by truck drivers!  Oh, and by a lovely young man with green spiked hair and a be-be pierced through his nose who thought I stole his parking spot at the grocery store.  Those gotta love em'!



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   Posted 5/17/2009 5:09 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL, I get that same  Good Luck sign everytime I am driving in a strange state.  I have out of state plates so  it is nice to know they are welcoming me.  devil

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   Posted 5/17/2009 8:17 PM (GMT -6)   
I've got that sign so many times in the bigger cities, lol. This is a great one Kitt :)

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   Posted 5/17/2009 8:42 PM (GMT -6)   
Cute story, Kitt... *lol* How much ya wanna bet the grandma in the story was a blonde? *LOL*
I think I am being picked on by life, sometimes. But's that okay. Life and I are good buddies... I know life doesn't mean no harm. It just is the way it is. I can accept that.

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   Posted 5/18/2009 5:05 AM (GMT -6)   
I am sitting here laughing hysterically! I loved it!:-):-)
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   Posted 5/18/2009 8:15 AM (GMT -6)   
Giggle,  every time I read it I have to laugh. devil

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   Posted 5/18/2009 5:02 PM (GMT -6)   
Thanks Kitt that made me Lol

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   Posted 5/18/2009 5:19 PM (GMT -6)   
Celey, I'm Cute story. Think I'll print it up and keep it.
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