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Daisy232627
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Date Joined Jul 2006
Total Posts : 189
   Posted 11/3/2006 7:21 AM (GMT -7)   
I totally ganked this from another site! I thinks its purrrty funny!
 
pick the month you were born
 
January-I cried with
Febuary-i danced with
March-i sang to
April-i kissed
May-i ate
June-i vaccumed
July-i ran with
August-i danced with
September-i smoked with
October-i spanked
November-i cried for
December-i loved
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
 
1-a football player
2-a monkey
3-avaccum
4-a fork
5-a gangster
6-chuck norris
7-a llama
8-my dog
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-my neigbor
11-an ipod
12-a banana
13-YOUR mom
14-my true love
15-a goat
16-a ruler
17-myself
18-a spoon
19-a mexican
20-a squirrel
21-a ninja
22-a fireman
23-a noodle
24-a pickle
25-a baseball bat
26-YOUR sister
27-a cd
28-sasquatch
29-my science teacher
30-a homeless guy
31-my crush
 
Pick the color of the shirt your wearing:
 
White-because i keep it gangsta
Black-because I was drunk
Pink-because I'm in love
Red-because the voices told me to
Blue-because i'm sexy and i do what i want
Green-because i was abducted by aliens
Purple-because i'm cool like that
Gray-because thats how i roll
Yellow-because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-because my mom told me to
Other-because i was high
Maroon-because he took my taco
Teal-because it was illegal
Brown-becaise i wanted its ***
Amethyst-because elmo sucks
Caramel-because charlie told me to
None-because i can't control myself
 
 
 
I danced with a gangsta, because he took my taco yeah
dang gangsta's I was hungry...lol
"Happiness is your nature. It is not wrong to desire it, what is wrong is seeking it outside when it is inside." -Ramana Maharishi 
 
"Mind is the source of happiness or unhappiness".-Buddha
 
Daisy


bluemeanies
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   Posted 11/3/2006 10:36 AM (GMT -7)   
I cried for my dog because I was drunk.

sukay
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Total Posts : 1432
   Posted 11/3/2006 10:43 AM (GMT -7)   
I ate a spoon because someone offered me a million dollars!

Daisy232627
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Date Joined Jul 2006
Total Posts : 189
   Posted 11/3/2006 10:56 AM (GMT -7)   
my husband cried with a noodle because he's sexy and does what he wants...ha ha...hmmm
"Happiness is your nature. It is not wrong to desire it, what is wrong is seeking it outside when it is inside." -Ramana Maharishi 
 
"Mind is the source of happiness or unhappiness".-Buddha
 
Daisy


smiler
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Date Joined Sep 2006
Total Posts : 657
   Posted 11/3/2006 11:23 AM (GMT -7)   
I vacuumed myself because I was drunk (hey I vacuum myself after I've cut BFs hair - does that make me mad? LOL)

Daisy232627
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Date Joined Jul 2006
Total Posts : 189
   Posted 11/3/2006 11:57 AM (GMT -7)   
not as long as your not doing it for other reasons nono tongue

I know I'm not right in the head...lol


"Happiness is your nature. It is not wrong to desire it, what is wrong is seeking it outside when it is inside." -Ramana Maharishi 
 
"Mind is the source of happiness or unhappiness".-Buddha
 
Daisy


jaydyl
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Date Joined Sep 2006
Total Posts : 36
   Posted 11/3/2006 12:54 PM (GMT -7)   
I ate your sister cos the voices told me to!!!.....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

anthonyg
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Date Joined Sep 2006
Total Posts : 8
   Posted 11/3/2006 4:23 PM (GMT -7)   
i kissed a squirell bcause i kept it gansta LOL

Patty B.
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Date Joined Oct 2006
Total Posts : 72
   Posted 11/3/2006 5:02 PM (GMT -7)   
I danced with a monkey because I'm in love. hardy hardy ha ha!!!
Patty B.

When I put my foot in my mouth I hope someone will tell me before I wiggle my toes.


Howlyncat
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Date Joined Jan 2005
Total Posts : 24909
   Posted 11/3/2006 5:33 PM (GMT -7)   
Wow I cried with my Mom cuz the voices told me too 'Scary "
Lyn
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 11/3/2006 5:35 PM (GMT -7)   
Hubby is
I spanked myself cuz I am sexy and i do what I want lol
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tylerman
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Date Joined Oct 2006
Total Posts : 27
   Posted 11/6/2006 3:24 PM (GMT -7)   
I cried for a mexican because thats how i roll! HAHA

normalsnofun
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Date Joined Oct 2005
Total Posts : 2500
   Posted 11/7/2006 7:32 AM (GMT -7)   
I smoked with my true love because the voices told me to

my bf was:
I loved my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to

OH MY!

btw your boyfriend will think you nuts if you ask him what color his shirt is while talking to him on puter
--Michelle

...I dont want the world to see me, 'cause I dont think that they'd understand
When everythings made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am..."
--Goo Goo Dolls

"Those who are different change the world,
Those who are the same keep it that way."

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
--George Bernard Shaw


mr shadow
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Date Joined Nov 2006
Total Posts : 2
   Posted 11/7/2006 11:41 PM (GMT -7)   
I loved sasquatch because I'm sexy and i do what i want
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