My wife lost her weight because she worked so hard. I had a small ranch and because of my troubles she had to keep it going.
So, get yourself some land, 1000 acres or so depending on the stocking rates in your area, 155 cows, 6 bulls, 3 mares, 4 geldings, 3 llamas, about 100 hens and 6 roosters, a sow (I don't know how we ended up with her), two tractors that continually break, 3 border collies, and a peacock.
And she also barrel raced.
That's how my wife dropped the weight. I'm still workign on it.
I want "I wish I had one more day to spend at the office" on my tombstone.
I used to be crazy, but now I have enough money to be called eccentric.