Know Any BP Jokes?

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   Posted 8/7/2007 7:45 PM (GMT -7)   
Do you know any Bipolar jokes? Might as well have some fun with it, right? Although it is not always a joking matter. But maybe sometimes it is? tongue yeah

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   Posted 8/12/2007 7:31 AM (GMT -7)   
But I forgot them! Go figure!

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   Posted 8/13/2007 8:42 PM (GMT -7)   

Here is the link that I found on the web, it's not much but I thought it will do.

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   Posted 8/14/2007 9:47 AM (GMT -7)   
I like it. :) No email in the middle of the night would shut us all down, though.
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   Posted 8/14/2007 3:20 PM (GMT -7)   

Here are some jokes I found when searching. I thought they were pretty funny. 

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave.


What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?

In the morning each of them says: "120 dollars, please."


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?


How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

-Just one, but the light has to really want to change.


I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

 Here is a link to several other jokes, I hope it's ok that I included that. 

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   Posted 8/20/2007 6:45 PM (GMT -7)   
I saw a hilarious christmas card calling santa claus bipolar I cannot remember the joke or the punchline DOH! Something like "Santa Claus has recently discovered that he is bipolar" it showed him making the reindeer go to the south pole during the summer. I dunno it was funny.
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