I'll be nuclear!
Tomorrow I get to take a secret special pill of 100 microcuries, which by this hospital standards, means at least 1 night inpatient in a special isolation room on the cancer floor. Everything will be covered with plastic or paper I hear. Once I come out, I will not be a danger to other but will have to take some saftey precautions for a few days. I am most excited to get back on thyroid meds (2 weeks without Cytomel, which is the shorter half life version of synthroid) and 2 weeks of a low iodine diet. I am looking forward to resuming a normal diet and normal thyroid levels!
I will be given a special travel card too, in case I am stopped at the border if I try to escape the country, so they do not think I am carrying an atomic bomb. Gotta love it, right?
See ya on the downside, ladies!