I was just sitting in bed reading when there was a loud knocking at my front door....it was the board police with a summons!!
Well, I did have to bribe them (it seems that chocolate is their weakness) but they wouldn't leave until I got onto the board.
(And for those of you who sent cards, I really DID mean to reply by mail, but, uh, gee, my pencil broke....the dog ate it...and the sun was in my eyes! Reminds me of John Belushi's lines in the Blues Brothers)
I like the name of "nipple twist." Can we make that a new mixed drink at our next gathering? "I'll take mine straight up with a twist!" LOL!
Funny, my sister used to threaten me with something like that (the infamous titty twister) but I never expected my plastic surgeon would!
Maybe I'll just let you go first, Candy, and you can tell me how bad it really is (yes, that's me cowering in the corner).
Greg, of course, has all kinds of clever sayings about it. You've heard of musical groups who only had one chart-topper as being "one hit wonders"....well, you can imagine what he calls me!
OK, I will try to be more up-to -date with the board. Thank you for your responses!