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   Posted 1/11/2005 11:32 PM (GMT -7)   

Selling Holy Water! LMAO And Poker sunglasses? Sounds like a religious person to me! nono

Maybe I will get the sunglasses & the water. That way I can fly to Vegas, put on my sunglasses inside a casino, gamble, win a billion dollars, go home and clense myself with the Holy water. UGH TOO FUNNY. What an idiot.

I just couldn't believe that post. I am still laughing b/c this person also sells POKER SUNGLASSES! If I ever write a movie script, this will SO be in it! I know you ladies haven't seen the movie Napoleon Dynamite, but they have this guy in it that goes on ebay and finds a *time machine* to go back to 1982 so he can be cool again. It's so funny b/c some person made it up and took all his money and it ends up just shocking his *groinal* area! LOL You have to see it to understand how funny it is. Like Poker sunglasses.

I hope all you ladies are doing well. Don't let some loser upset you, find the humor in it. Because it's pretty darn funny. I sent the links to my friends so they can laugh! And I don't care if whoever posted that reads this. I don't know you and I have blocked you, so I will have no idea what you have to say. I don't respond to ignorance anyway b/c all you are after is attention and money. And that is sad.

L&H to you ladies. I hope you are well.


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   Posted 1/12/2005 5:02 AM (GMT -7)   
Just wanted to say Hi.  You sound good.
Love and hugs,

Many Blessings for the New Year



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 we hoped for,

but while we are here we might as

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   Posted 1/12/2005 5:58 AM (GMT -7)   
Shells, It is really a riot. I just love it. I have no idea when I have laughed this hard so early in the morning. So glad you enjoyed a chuckle also. I am waiting to see if Woody Allen wants a piece of this one. Like I said before we still make comments about aunt so and so selling rose petals and the scarey part being my MIL wanting to buy them. I think...I believe it was Annette....Pointing out the sunglasses that guarantee an Ace that really had me howling. I will have to let her know how great that one was. She really is funny. I appreciate starting the day with a chuckle. What do you say we put the snake oil sales man on E bay and see what we can raise for the cure? Love ya and glad you got a laugh. Joyce
People are like tea bags, you have to put them in hot water to see how  strong they are!

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   Posted 1/12/2005 7:41 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Shelley
Great to see your post. Like Joyce I got a real chuckle!
Best wishes from Down Under

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   Posted 1/12/2005 11:45 AM (GMT -7)   
Well, now I really feel left out! I didn't see the post, but I can't believe someone actually came on our board and wanted to sell us sunglasses that turn an ace!!! I'm not sure where the holy water fits in. Is this guy for real????? Shelley, thanks so much for continuing the laugh that Jo-Ann started this morning! It's always good to hear from you.


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   Posted 1/12/2005 2:42 PM (GMT -7)   
Actually if everyone had "laughed" this way, in a separate post instead of responding to the seller of holy water.... it would have been easier to delete his post. I am not trying to "protect" anyone, nor am I trying to turn off the laughter and fun. Nor do I feel I need to be around here 24/7, but the post was against rules and needed to be deleted. The reason the moderators can delete is so Peter doesn't have to handle each post. In the past when I have deleted posts like this I have heard about censoring which is not my intent at all. In fact, I was thinking today if someone had posted in another thread a story about someone trying to sell holy water and lucky poker glasses, it would have been fine. Everyone could have laughed and answered and said anything, but the seller would not have been selling his wares here nor would anyone be chiding him. While everyone was having so much fun laughing, I was feeling miserable because I was wasting Peter's time over something so blatantly wrong. Funny to most of us could have been hurtful to someone else? And if responding to a crazy post in a separate post, the name of the poster should not be called out, because that would be wrong, too. Hugs MK

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   Posted 1/12/2005 7:42 PM (GMT -7)   
Hi Shelley..Your post is so darn funny ! I can just hear you
laughing ..!~! LOL I can just picture you in those sun glasses holding on to a jar of healing holy water....! The Movie script is a great idea.
On the other hand maybe we should have Joyce fire up the PCE and all get on board with our Poker sunglasses and invade Vegas....
can you picture that....

Anyway it is nice to hear some of us laughing ..... we sure needed it.

Love you sweetie

Sometimes it is a slender thread, Sometimes a strong,
stout rope; She clings to one end, I the other;
She calls it friendship; I call it hope....

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