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MNlady13
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   Posted 5/14/2005 7:31 PM (GMT -7)   
NEVER  KNEW IT COULD BE THIS EASY....

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it  "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the  RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want  to delete Housework
permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and  press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
8. Housework all done!!

"Go confidently into the direction of your dreams. Live the life you always imagined" Thoreau
 
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


gma
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   Posted 5/15/2005 5:16 PM (GMT -7)   
Heh Heh, I love it. Wonder if it would work? Be worth a try, right? LOL MK


coopfesta
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Date Joined Sep 2003
Total Posts : 1373
   Posted 5/15/2005 6:29 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh, how I wish.  I have a DH who is pretty well trained, though.  The neighbor is demanding and totally treats his paramour like a servant.  Today I heard him complaining that she didn't dress his hot dog.  "What the heck's the matter with her?" he said.  Just gets my irish up hearing it.  My DH wouldn't dare... He jokes about it, but he woudln't dare.  Of course the result is we need a maid. lol  It's bad enough I have the dishes, laundry and half the meals.  He does the deep cleaning, vacuuming and mopping.  Truth be told, he's the first man who ever got me to do dishes.  I always made my ex's do them.  LOLOL.
 
 
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius

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