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   Posted 10/22/2005 6:03 PM (GMT -7)   
I need to stop watching the television. Sometimes I find myself shouting at it. Here's a few of the things that have urked me.

Who is Tony St Clair and why should I care if you Tangerey? Personally, I put some salt on my hand, shoot the tequila, and suck on a lime. I hope they don't think Tony will be as big a hit as Rubberband Man has been for Office Max. Go away Tony and "get down" Rubber.

Who is John Basedow, fitness celebrity? I never heard of him and, apparently, no one else did. Early commercials didn't call him a fitness celebrity. His "classic" body pose while idly looking off in the distance just shows a guy with little man syndrome and a big ego. And his buddy, talking about how he simply couldn't put a price on his results, needs to blow his nose.

There were witnesses who saw a woman lift her 3 children and throw them into San Francisco Bay. Why in the hëll didn't those witnesses lift her up and tell her to "save the kids" as they threw her in?

I watched a great show yesterday called Divas of the Outdoors. Some east Texas ladies who are real outdoorswomen. I laughed when the credits were rolling at the end of the show. Divas of the Outdoors was brought to me by Smith & Wesson. Ladies, how many times have I said that a woman's best friends are named Smith & Wesson, as is their cousin, Winchester?

My favorite is on right now. I had to turn it off. Austin Stevens is on Animal Planet and is determining which snake killed Cleopatra. THE ONE THAT BIT HER, YOU FOOL. Here's your sign. And, we all know it was the asp.

I'm going to read now.

Hugs, Jo-Ann
A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".

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   Posted 10/23/2005 5:48 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL Jo-Ann, why did you think I have been reading non stop for months? You didn't mention that when you finally find a show that sounds good, it turns out to be a rerun you have already seen. And I was really expecting to read something else when I saw you were going to stop watching TV..... My feet just hit the floor, so soon as my coffee is ready to drink I will curl up in my chair and
read. I will probably watch a couple of my favorite shows a little later. Chuckling, MK

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   Posted 10/24/2005 4:58 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL Jo-Ann.

Hugs, Candy
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: if one falls down, his friend can help him up.  Ecclesiastes 4:9-10

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   Posted 10/27/2005 4:31 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL Thanks so much Jo-Ann. I can not tell you how I laughed at this. My new favorite commercial is Aflac. I was so happy to know this series was born in a womans mind. Is John Basedow, the prancing idiot with a pony tail that calls women baby? I would love to give him a free hair cut. LOL As usual I love your clutter. Thanks so much. L&H Joyce
How wonderful it would be to see Angels where there are only clouds. How sad it would be to see clouds where there are Angels.

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   Posted 10/27/2005 7:25 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Jo-Ann

As usually I am LOL...!! No one can tell a story or see things like you do ! And most of the time you are right on the money...LOL


Sometimes it is a slender thread, Sometimes a strong,
stout rope; She clings to one end, I the other;
She calls it friendship; I call it hope....

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