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tom inpain
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   Posted 7/29/2008 2:52 PM (GMT -6)   
Hello to Everyone who replied to this subject. As advised I purchased the "device" that You slip Your sock into then onto your foot. Much to my shock
my foot slipped and wham The device with my sock smacked me right in the Eye ! Now i have a black eye. My wife thought this was funny as hell. Any other ideas ?? my wife loves to laugh.
Sock thing does work You just gotta ? do it right. thanks for the suggestion.
Your friend in pain, depression, medication, tired and with a beautiful black eye, tom
Tom Lasko

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   Posted 7/30/2008 9:37 AM (GMT -6)   

and make up a really great story about that black eye. Something including your wife hauling off and smacking you. Might as well let her laugh

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Pamela Neckpain
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   Posted 7/30/2008 11:05 AM (GMT -6)   
I'm jiggling and holding my sides.
You're holding your eye.
And your wife ... Well, ahem, pardon me but she should hold her tongue. Her lips
should cover her teeth.
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   Posted 7/30/2008 11:55 AM (GMT -6)   
Tom, I am sorry you have a black eye. make sure you put ice on it . I hope you feel better.

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   Posted 7/30/2008 4:37 PM (GMT -6)   
Pam you just cracked me up reading your post to Tom. Hugs, Susie

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   Posted 7/30/2008 6:15 PM (GMT -6)   
Yes i agree forget the socks and wear sandals lol...... I also say tell everyone that your wife smacked ya one and see who laughs then lol!! Good luck with that black eye Tom
Chutz said...

and make up a really great story about that black eye. Something including your wife hauling off and smacking you. Might as well let her laugh


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   Posted 7/30/2008 6:43 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL, sorry but this tops it! I am waiting to get electrocuted while going potty wearing my Tens Unit. :- ) Did you have your wife take a picture? I would then send them out to family and friends so they know what it is like to 'live in your flip flops'

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   Posted 7/30/2008 6:47 PM (GMT -6)   
I love the comment on wearing your TENS to the bathroom! Wire leads all over. Electrodes on my butt! And then the unit it self hooked to your waste. And ya gotta pull it all down, and put it all back together again all without getting wet!

See, Tom, you're not the only one with coordination challenges!


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   Posted 7/30/2008 7:25 PM (GMT -6)   
OOHHHH!!!! PaLady, you got me going again!!! LOL! hahahahaha!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue

Love the play on words!

Oh my goodness!!!! I'm hyperventilating again! I'm picturing lightning bolts and fire balls bursting out of bathroom stalls!!!!

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tom inpain
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   Posted 7/30/2008 7:48 PM (GMT -6)   
Cloe: Tens on the butt ! ! funny --thanks, tom
Tom Lasko

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   Posted 7/30/2008 8:17 PM (GMT -6)   
I do not put my tens unit on my 'bump' I put it on my hips and lower back. (If I had two more patches and arms I would put two patches on my upper back too) LOL. It is just a mess though I will admit. I will never AGAIN ware it in public and I think that is when I am supposed to ware it.
Last time the medical supply company called me for refills on my patches, I told this 'little pain free Chickie poo' just how things where going between me and my tens unit. She didn't get it, asked me if I wanted to round or square replacement pads this month? Goodness I was great full the dime was on her. If I recall correctly I asked for the square, like it matters? What I really wanted was more batteries, but NO not until 2yrs. They are great batteries. I use them in my portable CD player. But due to insurance reasons I have to wait. Darn! Who would of really thought that rechargeable batteries would be covered by insurance? Kind of twilight zone I think.

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   Posted 7/30/2008 8:39 PM (GMT -6)   
Tom sorry to heat about that as you seem like a truely deep and caring person i hate see see people like or or any of you on here suffer like you do. You all have been a life saver to me..

Now as to the black eye Im a bit more hmmm well in for the shock value as people of late have pissed me off so bad with there stupid remarks so i would go for shock value and say you were having wild sex and your wife just got a little carried away in the moment:)

sorry hope i didnt offend
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